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August 19, 2006

10 reasons I hate Canada…

Filed under: musings — bardicknowledge @ 9:03 pm

10) The government is Canada is so “sit on the fence”. They don’t war, they don’t invade, they even reluctantly give aid to others that want to war. Just for a few years I think we should let the Commies run Canada to see what will happen, then kick ’em out so the fascists can run it for a bit… Just to spice things up!

9) Whats with the bloody liberal drug policies? Why is it someone can walk down a city street puffing on a joint while in the States, you’d be arrested and have your skull dashed in for the trouble!

8) Why is the Canadian population so relaxed? I think they are in need to have some of their freedoms taken from them. Just to show ’em who’s boss.

7) Its a horrible empty waste land of majestic lakes, forests and mountain ranges! Where’s the cities? The people?

6) What the hell is “eh”? What does it even mean..?

eh
interj.

  1. Used in asking a question or in seeking repetition or confirmation of a statement.
  2. Chiefly Canadian. Used to ascertain or reinforce a listener’s interest or agreement.

oh…

5) Why are Canadians so proud of hockey? Why should they be? Its a pansy sport and its not like they are good at it! They should all play billiards! There’s a real mans sport to let of some aggression and steam.

4) They have a Queen!WTF!

3) WTF is with beavers? What eats them? Moose (or is it Mooses or Meese?)? All beavers do are eat trees! We should hunt them to the last one before they destroy the forests!

2) Free health care…pfft. They need to pay an extra few hundred if that on their taxes and it covers all their doctor fees. Why should I need to pay for other peoples health care!?

1) Quebec. Let them break away! Then we’ll just have to jump off the fence, invade the bastards and annex them!

I AM SPECIAL,EH?

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    Comment by bardicknowledge — August 19, 2006 @ 9:07 pm

    • I’m canadian, and we don’t say ”EH” wtf.. f**k fat americans they have nothing better to do then talk sh*t bout canada because there jealous, go eat mcdonalds. you fat pieces of sh*t

      Comment by kyle — January 4, 2010 @ 4:00 am

      • kyle ur a f**king joke. I am an American living in Canada and its exactly that attitude that discourages Americans and Canadians from staying in Canada. There is an insuperiority complex that exists because in pop-culture Canada gets made fun of every once in a while… making Canadians think they are the centre of every f**king joke, which they’re not!… you should go look at the obesity statistics for Canada u ignorant little sh*t… damn close to the U.S. Go f**k yourself as the rest of the immigrant population fucks your hot Canadian women.

        Comment by Mike — March 21, 2010 @ 5:17 pm

      • Ya know, I’m pretty sure this article was written with a very small amount of seriousness. Chill out bro. I never hated Canada before but I go on here and see how you (and all your fellow countrymen) react to the negative things an American wrote, and I can promise you that it doesn’t make you, or Canadians in general, look any better than the Americans. Oh, and you think America is jealous? Not really. But I suppose that is the same as how many Americans believe the world is jealous of them. Cheers, I guess!

        Comment by Jake — August 6, 2011 @ 10:57 pm

      • Canada sux Bi#$%, you and your mom are fat you pos.

        Comment by darel gentry — September 4, 2011 @ 12:29 am

      • HEAY FUCK YOU YOU HOCKEY FUCK ASS PIECE OF SHIT. IM CANADIAN AND I HATE THIS FUCK ASS COUNTRY I CAN’T STAND THIS CANADIAN SPIRIT BULL FUCKING SPIRIT. AND FUCK YOU ALL CANADIAN BITCHES.

        Comment by Markell — December 16, 2011 @ 11:48 am

    • …….
      im canadian
      BITCH
      HAVE YOU BEEN TO CANADA
      1. CANADIANS ARE ALSO AMERICAN IN USA SHEY CALL THEIR SELF AMERICANS CUZ UNITID STATIAN SOUNDS STUPID
      2. your just jealous we had the talest tower and the behemoth
      3. not once have anyone in canada say eh
      4. what made you think we live in igloos
      5.when you say people in quebec are like that dont hate canada hate those people
      6. we have a queen yes like every country is suppose to
      let me tell you why i hate america
      1. Cuz they think they know everything about canada
      2. pretty much everybodys drunk
      if you think canadas horrible tell us positives about america.

      Comment by yusra123 — August 29, 2011 @ 9:38 pm

      • Not that there’s any hope for reasoning with you, but whatever. Here goes.

        1. Yes, Canadians are North American, and if the US didn’t call themselves Americans, ALL North Americans would have that title. You’re right, “United Statian” does sound stupid, however I can assure you the reason Americans call themselves Americans is because, well…that’s what they’re called. Nobody in America uses the label “United Statian.” If you’re into calling America out on everything, you might be interested to know that “The United States” is actually incorrectly named. The “states” in the USA actually don’t meet the definition of a state and are actually provinces.
        2. Nope, hate to tell you, but the Americans nor the world is jealous of your country’s tower that is NO LONGER the world’s tallest. Also, hate to tell you that the US once had the tallest tower as well, (the Willis/Sears Tower) in fact it was before the CN Tower. The Behemoth? I honestly had to google that to find out what it was. I believe it’s a roller coaster, yes? Well, again, sorry to hurt your feelings but there isn’t any country that is jealous of Canada for this roller coaster you speak of. The fact that I had to google that should evidence that. It seems to me, that if you were really interested in proving what a better country Canada is than America, then you would cite greater achievements than a tower and a roller coaster.
        3. It’s a stereotype man, get over it. I’m sure not every Canadian says “Eh”. Hell, most probably don’t say it but it’s hardly worth getting upset over. If it truly upsets you, then I vow to never use the word “eh” when talking about Canadians.
        4. Again, it’s a stereotype. Just like when people think of Santa Claus, they think of the North Pole. Nobody REALLY believes you live in igloos, but rather just give you a hard time. It’s Okay, I promise.
        5. I’m going to tell you something I learned a long time ago that is a bitch slap of truth. When someone doesn’t like you or is trying to insult you, they will “latch” onto ANYTHING they can to make their point, so if someone hates Canada, they’re going to use the somewhat universal hate for Quebec in their argument to prove their point .
        6. Wait, you think every country is supposed to have a queen? Well, my friend, you are wrong, and I’ll be honest, this point makes it hard to take anything you say as valid. No, there is no way every country is “supposed” to be (but there are ways they AREN’T supposed to be). If my approximations are correct, there are about 45 countries governed by a monarchy. Depending on where you get your information from, there are about 196 countries in the world. 45/196=.22. That means only 22% of countries have a monarchy. So you say the “way every country is supposed to be” is only carried out by roughly 45 countries or 22%? Less than a quarter. Really?

        1. Not true! In reality, most Americans do not spend much time talking about Canada. In my entire life, I have met 0 Americans who profess or pretend to hold an abundance of information on Canada. Most Americans don’t know that much about Canada, as simple as that, and because of that, will not try to convince you otherwise.
        2. I wish!!! (JK). No, everybody is not drunk. Hell, Americans, can’t even consume alcohol until they’re 21 years old. That’s 2-3 years later than Canada’s drinking age(s) (depending on which Canadian province). However, if you’re interested in the numbers, America DOES NOT consume more alcohol per capita than Canada. Americans (ages 15+) consume on average, 9.44 liters per capita annually, compared to Canada at 9.77 liters per capita. But don’t worry, there are still almost 50 (there’s 47) countries that are ahead of Canada in alchohol consumption (and 56 ahead of the USA). Take a look for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption

        Peace out my friend!

        Oh, and by the way, at the beginning of your post, you say “I’m Canadian bitch have you been to Canada.” Well once again, I hate to tell you but the author of this post is Canadian as well, and since he said he lives in Nova Scotia, I’m going to take a wild guess and say he’s been there.

        Comment by Jake — August 30, 2011 @ 1:23 am

    • All the fat ass Americans are just jelious we live in a great country

      Comment by Kristy — December 24, 2011 @ 3:40 pm

    • bitch we love hockey and we’re good at it asshole

      Comment by domenic gerald douglas ring — November 12, 2014 @ 1:03 pm

  2. Yes you are special. it’s funny, you posted all of these things yet you do or use a few of them…. lol.

    Comment by kate — August 20, 2006 @ 8:35 am

  3. You’re a strange, strange person…. 🙂
    I am, of course, ashamedly Canadian. You’re right, of course, we need more war, violence, and the hell with the majesty of nature, we need MORE PEOPLE.

    We have a queen?????? Hmpf, well I’ve never seen her, oh, except on our pennies….

    Now, if only we could get the American’s to take Quebec……

    Have a nice day, EH.

    Comment by sulkyslacker — September 22, 2006 @ 5:41 am

  4. Gee, well I’d rather not be a stupid American especially when a majority voted for Bush and then regret that they did later. Just like Bush their mentality is that WAR solves EVERYTHING, (EGO and HYPE) look at how long this war has continued, and yet where are they in this game? So many COUNTLESS lives gone to waste because of this stupid game. The only thing I regret is that we in Canada is involved in this STUPID war, when it is not our BUSINESS being there. Yeah, I would love to live in the U.S. with their population in the Big Cities along with the HIGH CRIME rate. If Quebec wants to break away from Canada, that’s not a loss to the rest of the country, but they should not benefit from being Canadian financially. This is the only point I agree with. If you really don’t like it here move to the U.S., put yourself right in the front lines in IRAQ where the possibility of risking your life is greater.

    Comment by Gwen — September 24, 2006 @ 8:58 pm

    • lets see here, im am an American and ya know what…i would rather eat dog shit for breakfast than claim to be any part of the same dirt you freaks call home. ya know the funny thing is we never would have got where we are had it now been for war. we also never would have been able to secure the land for you frogs to land on in the first place. and Bush…lets talk about the new guy. how about he comes and runs your country for a little bit and let us know how that works out for ya. And pretty sure high crime comes with the complete package…its called freedom bitch. something your country hasnt completly accepted thus far. so when i am on the front lines fighting for my country and your watching the local news, just remember that if we get taken over for some God forsaken reason…do you honestly think your country has a snowball’s chance in hell of standing up for yourself? didnt think so

      Comment by Andrew — April 28, 2011 @ 1:23 am

  5. You are right to hate Canada as it is at present. It is full of the most insufferable self righteous,smug,pious,politically correct bores I’ve ever met outside France. In fact Canada even has a chunk of France right in it-garlic stinking,supercilious,cowardly collaborators-the very fountainhead of European corruption and moral collapse! But what is even worse is the disgusting boot licking that the rest of Canada is forced to perform at every turn at the behest of Ottawas’ servile crawling fifth rate liberal/socialist politicians. For these and many other reasons Canadians,who erroroniously think America is stupid ,need to stupify themselves with drugs so the horrible truth of their situation does not burst in upon their closed childish minds. The complete,craven selfishness of their thinking pervents them from even realizing that without America as their neighbor,customer,friend and protector,Canada weak and underpopulated would not even exist.{America drove out and bought out the French,Spanish and most importantly in Alaska, the Russians ,making North America a very safe continent. You can be very sure the Russians and their communism would not have been as benign a neighbor as America has been.}. Like naive childeren Canadians like to beleive that just beleiving in something,peace for example,will make it come true, and they would happily jump in any strangers’ car to go look for a lost puppy even if the driver was Osama bin Laden,Saddam Hussein,Kim Il Jung,Stalin or Che Guervia or Castro. They would , as any coward would bail and run like rabbits on Afganis , Iraqis or Kurds leaving them to be slaughtered into mass graves,and then smarmily congratulate themselves for being for “peace.” Canadians were not always like this but have become this way because of liberalism/socialism that trains them that the nanny state will take care of them and keep them oh so safe,wrapped in cotton and fed pablum from cradle to grave. Sad,isn’t it? By the way, the plural of moose is mice.

    Comment by mister right — September 27, 2006 @ 9:08 pm

  6. Seeing that what I was saying earlier about Hype and War.~~ Unfortunately ,we speak of each other as Stereotypical. Not all of us are Liberals or agree with everything in regards to power. One can choose to be a taxpayer or not, also if one wants to use the medical system-which is actually not “free enterprise'”. One chooses to pay into it or not, or if not insured they pay out of their pockets. Yes, the poor get medical care to a certain extent, but very limited care. If you want our “laughable” but quality care, reality is you either have to work or pay for it, and still have to wait in a long line. Superior quality care is entirely different then you end up in a private clinic, but is extremely costly. Some of us do work for a living, and by no means drug addicted. Not all of us like being associated with the Queen entirely, some believe there is scandal attached to that hierarchy.

    But besides the War, and give us your “burned out”.. overworked, depressed, and stereotypical people. What is good about the world you live in? Sure there is violence in neighbourhood’s right where we are, (or you ). Sadly, we pay for war in one way or the other, and not just financially. But we can choose what is good or not good, the fact there is freedom (like speech), there is opportunity and diversity etc. As opposed to being oppressed.

    I would really like to say there is an end to this war. Unfortunately, some people believe “ORNATELY” that this is the “NATURAL ORDER” of life. Eventually there will be an end to this war, but somewhere else there will be another, until at the very most we are all annihilated. Or another scenario is that Mother Earth will send a huge message to many of us. And who will have the last laugh? Unfortunately, one folly as to being human is to lack experience with past mistakes. History repeats itself, over and over again.

    Comment by Gwen — October 3, 2006 @ 3:45 am

  7. americans are morons, bush should be killed, and if you’re going to bash a country make sure you dont make a fool of yourself by not being able to speak the language… America is losing a war to a man they havent been able to find in 5 years… and mexicans are actually taking over the country… good luck in the future you fat pieces of dumb sh*t

    Comment by Proud — October 3, 2006 @ 5:00 pm

    • “fat pieces of dumb sh*t”
      I am American.
      I am not fat. I don’t know many fat people at all.
      No one in the world is a piece of dumb sh*t. Not even you, after saying that.

      Comment by Jason — August 25, 2009 @ 8:21 pm

    • its ok if your dad molested you as a child, canadians blow like exhausted whales

      Comment by darel gentry — September 4, 2011 @ 12:35 am

  8. Ever notice that to leftist liberal/socialists every other opinion but theirs is “stupid”. Its like arguing with an eight year old-thats usually the height of their argument as well-“You’re a stupid,you poo-poo” I guessthat it comes from a bit of university attendance or of being in contact with socialist professors or union high school teachers and beleiving everything that they were told,without access to or or perhaps enough curiousity to check out opposite opionions This led the so called “intelligensia” of the liberal left to call Ronald Reagan “stupid”etc., just as they do today with Bush. However, Reagan was right and all the leftists and their proffessors were proved wrong when the Soviet Union fell in a clattering heap of rust and Reagan’s words about throwing communism’s “evil empire on the ash heap of history” came true, and America and the West won the Cold War. All the liberals who were terrified of war and said that we “had to live with communism” were proven wrong. Since that day they have hated the U.S. for daring to show them that they were wrong and the conservatives were right.

    Comment by Mister Right — October 4, 2006 @ 2:02 am

  9. well mister right, you have no clue what you speak of. i have no urge to argue this with you thought since you seem to have the debating skills of a child wanting cake. You plain hate for liberals means you are a snobby amereican that thinks highly of himself. Too highly in fact. And if you’re not Americian you belong there with the rest of the pompus asses.

    I am Canadian. I am Liberal. I support the tax system and the health care system. Why? Because they work. Some people may complain about high taxes and line ups. I wish they would shut up about this. The taxes pay for our heathl care, which dispire everyones thoughts, it actually good. I have many friends in the health care industry adn spent a large amount of time at the hospital. The lines really aren’t that long.

    But everything I’ve said has been pointless because you till simpley ignore it or miss use some random historical fact, or like your earlier post, say nothing in 1000 words. Fairly impressive I might add. I have difficult saying nothing at all 😉

    Comment by bardicknowledge — October 4, 2006 @ 8:07 am

  10. Canada should have a Health Care channel-health care 24 hours a day,365 days of the year so that Canadians could be forced to watch it 24/7 by socialist command. Maybe then they could get over what they think is Canada’s greatest success. One of the lies told by Canadian polititicans is that Canada’s health care system is number one in the world and everybody in the world wants Canada’s health care system. This is a lie. The U.N. actually rates Canada’s health care as 31st in world ranking. Only 2 other have a system like Canada’s-Cuba and North Korea. Every European country has public and private care,hospitials and doctors. (Even Cuba allows rich tourists to get cheap health care not avialable to its citizens.) The Supreme Court of Canada recently ruled that private health care must be allowed if waiting causes pain or worse. Only in the worst kind of dictatorships are people expected to suffer and/or die standing in line. It’s inhuman. Socialism is inhuman,forcing and regimenting people in the name of their absurd idealogy, to beleive that the government knows best. The socialist/liberal pipedream of absolute equality is impossible and harmful and leads to a “one size fits all” society. Remember when Maoist China Forced everybody to dress alike in Mao suits? Your only choice was grey or blue. Even communist China now sees that as wrong- why do liberal/socialists in Canada refuse to learn? It does no good to dig up the grave of Tommy Douglas and drag him around like “Weekend at Bernie’s” every time a suggestion to change the health care system is made. By the way I’ve heard of a place where there is free health care,free dental care,free eyeglasses,free psychiatric care,free clothing and free food ! It’s called prison. Maybe that’s where liberal/socialists belong-they’d be happy there,all their dreams come true. But us conservatives will stop you from turning the whole country into another failed communist hell-hole.

    Comment by Mister Right — October 6, 2006 @ 9:50 pm

  11. wow whoever said they are ashamed to be Canadian needs to reolize what all we have, we dont piss off the rest of the world so yeah we have no need for war, who wants to get into a war this day and age? Canada is one of the top countries economically. We have health care for all regardless if you dont make enough money. We have hot warm summers and georgous snowy winters. We are respected everywhere in the world. You are pretty fucking luck to be Canadian try living in a third world country or try walking out in your back yard with bombs going off. Open your eyes and reolize how fucking lucky you are

    Comment by Vic — October 17, 2006 @ 5:51 pm

  12. As the writer, I hope you realize the original post was satirical.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — October 17, 2006 @ 6:46 pm

  13. Yes I did realize the original post was satirical and I admit that I slewed it quite a bit,but I did it with the best of intentions. At the heart of every satire lies a grain of truth,like the grain of sand at the centre of a pearl, and while Canada is a terrific place with shining mountians,sparkling lakes, silvery brooks full of fish, blah blah blah, I think it can be improved. Satire is a form used, not just for comedy,but by using comedy,exaggeration etc. to promote change. When Swift wrote his “A Modest Proposal” he was attempting to change uotlooks and opinions for the better. Situations can be improved,and should be,and sometimes you may have to grab the wheel away from someone in order to prevent a wreck. Maybe smug Canadians should get back what they like to hand out to others-have you read the anti-American diatribes,editorials,CBC documentaries etc that Canadians hand out? Not much humour there. If you would like to read some good [but pointed-like a stick in the eye] satire/commentary/political writing read Mark Steyn in Macleans,Western Standard and the net. Ditto for Ann Coulter and littlegreenfootballs.com

    Comment by MisterRight — October 21, 2006 @ 2:41 am

  14. It’s interesting that the majority of posts on this subject that had the worst spelling and grammar all came from the left.Reolize is spelled realize.Adn should be and.Healht should be health.Another example of socialism.One doesn’t have to actually learn anything,just try to do it right.

    Comment by Relic — November 2, 2006 @ 1:17 am

  15. I can’t spell either, but luckily I have Firefox on my side 😉

    Comment by bardicknowledge — November 2, 2006 @ 7:35 am

  16. You idiots. America sucks. War loving bastards, and Canada rules.

    Comment by A Canadian,Eh — November 2, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

  17. I hate Canada. I was born in Vancouver,BC and just moved a few months ago with my parents. Canada sucks, they wear american brands, eat american foods and still say they hate the US. Without the US economy, Canada would die of hunger. They are in no way Multi-Cultural, they only know a few Cultures. The US of A has so many cultures and not only CHINA towns, eventhough I dont particularily care for the Multi-Culture Stuff. I like how the US has its own identity, cultures and symbols. They do not try to be so politically correct, like Canada. Sometimes Canada can seem like an Airport with the stupid French-English Labels. Give me a break, everyone in Canada who speaks french can understand english. We do not need retarded 2 Language Labels, its just makes reading confusing. For Example, a box can say Pepperoni PIZZA de pepperoni. Its just crazy. The climate is horrible and it is tons of empty land. The only sport they are decent at is Hockey. They say hockey is so their sport, but Lacrosse is the national sport. Wonder why all of the popular Canadian (shouldn’t it be CANADAN?) stars leave to the United States? The Free Healthcare sucks, if you want something done within a decent time period, youll need to pay extra!

    Comment by Konrad — November 11, 2006 @ 3:20 pm

  18. Repying to the Comment on how Canada has great weather,

    Well the US has COLD, HOT anything you want! and We have all of the natural stuff you have, like the Rockies. But you dont have any tropical climate!

    Comment by Macy — November 11, 2006 @ 3:23 pm

  19. Isnt the canadian spelling dumb?

    Why the hell is it spelt FLAVOUR and said Flavor. Also Lieutenant is said LEFTENANT. What the hell, too much pot, where do you see the F??

    Harbour
    Neighbour
    Centre

    and many more stupid spellings…

    Comment by Pete — November 11, 2006 @ 3:26 pm

  20. Man, this debate is polemical. Good job on attracting the poles without the centre Bardick.

    Comment by jetfx — November 12, 2006 @ 1:29 am

  21. I try ^_^

    Comment by bardicknowledge — November 12, 2006 @ 1:52 am

  22. alright? are you bashers Canadian? and if you are…. get the f(*)ck out if you don’t like it. Go live somewhere else, take action of your own life instead of bashing a great country like ours. Yea, we don’t have to pay for our health care…. is that a problem? Personally, i don’t want to pay for my health care…. but that’s the joy of being Canadian.
    As for the war, you want war? go join the military, get sent overseas, and see if you like it. My uncle, and my brother have been killed oversea’s, and my dad’s serving overthere right now. Obviously you aren’t from a military family, or else you WOULD have more respect…. wtf am i saying, you have no respect, why are you even in Canada? Obviously you don’t belong. Go to the United States, jion your ignorant brothers, you’ll be happier. Or, you’ll just have more people to complain with you, so you’ll feel like you belong.
    As for your idiotic comment about where are the people? where are the cities? Well, if you haven’t noticed, we live on the second largest continent in the world, it’s hard to fill all that space. And I don’t think you’ve ever heard of overpopulation f(*)ckhole, because the world is becoming OVERPOPULATED…. do your reasearch.
    Futhermore, if someone wants to walk down the street with a jiont, so what? it’s not like they’re blowing the smoke in babies faces or peeing on buildings . The brillance of Canada is that we just don’t give a f(*)ck, and obviously you do, so as I say again, GET OUT! Those who do live here are PROUD TO BE CANADIAN…. and those who aren’t proud, leave….. because that makes everyone happier.
    If your from the United States, there’s not much I can say about you bashing our country… your exercising your right of freedom of speech…. and like most yanks, you’re doing it to complain. You people never cease to amaze me. How about you guys start fixing your own rather then start bashing a country that actually functions in peace.
    Sincerly…
    Proud to Be Canadian

    Comment by Chelsea — November 16, 2006 @ 10:43 am

    • You say “Yea, we don’t have to pay for our health care…. is that a problem? Personally, i don’t want to pay for my health care…. but that’s the joy of being Canadian.”

      Well, that’s not really true. Have you ever heard of taxes? Yes, taxes. Well, every country (except for like 12 or so) collects income taxes from its people. Would you like to know where the money to run your healthcare system comes from?….Did you say “taxes”? Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner!!! Yes, your “free” healthcare is, well… not actually free at all. In fact, you DO pay for it. There’s no such thing as a free lunch, someone ALWAYS pays. And to add to that, another saying I like is “you get what you pay for”. Just now, when you thought your healthcare was “free” you assumed that made it better than the US’s (and by the way, although not universal, the US has more advanced healthcare than Canada). Well, “free” healthcare would certainly be pretty lousy my friend. Do you think that “free” healthcare would be anywhere near the level of healthcare you have right now? Also, just because you think you’re hot shit, I thought you might be interested in knowing that even though some Canadians like to Wave their healthcare system in the Americans’ faces, when in need of treatment, many Canadians go down to the US because if they receive treatment in Canada they’ll be sent to the back of a long ass line.

      You say “The brillance of Canada is that we just don’t give a f(*)ck”

      There’s nothing funnier than when people try to represent themselves or their countries as something that’s just not true. Your quote reminds me of one time when I was reading a quote by a Swedish person on the interwebs and they said how they didn’t like how Swedes embrace the idea of change and the mentality of how change is always good. I laughed, because if you know anything about Sweden, you would know that they do NOT embrace change or difference. If they did, than every single Swede would not think, dress, or act the same way. Moving on to your quote. If you didn’t give a fuck, then i doubt you would be on these comments trying to defend yourself and your country. Admit it, you give a fuck! It’s not bad, I give fucks about lots of shit. Also, you say that is the brilliance of Canada. If there ever was a time when I thought the Canadians were really brilliant for something, it certainly wouldn’t be their (nonexistent) nonchalance for everything.

      Also, you talk about your family serving overseas. Do you know why they’re over there? They’re there because of the US really. Both are NATO and UN members and that’s why Canada and other nations are helping with the fight over there. You like to bash the US, put Canada above everybody else, and then tell someone to respect your soldiers when you don’t even realize that they’re fighting the same fight as all the other nations helping out overseas…..You my friend, make your country look really pathetic.

      Comment by Jake — August 30, 2011 @ 5:09 pm

  23. To quote myself Chelsea:

    As the writer, I hope you realize the original post was satirical.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — November 16, 2006 @ 4:12 pm

  24. the us has all the good entertainment and a huge military but the problem is, were stupid. Canada should be given controle of the us government so we stop acting like retards. we voted for a president then changed or minds, our people are fat, were destroying the world, and all the other countries are laughing at us. Canada + US would be awesome. It would be a clean organized socioty with all of the kool crap america comes out with.

    Comment by CANADA ROCKS — November 22, 2006 @ 4:20 pm

  25. Just so you know, we ameracins arnt all stupid. its just the majority of our country.

    Comment by som guy — November 22, 2006 @ 4:22 pm

  26. o i forgot. just so u no i googled canada sux and this was first on the list. good job.

    Comment by som guy — November 22, 2006 @ 4:37 pm

  27. America..Canada…any where u go the are good’s and bad’s. U take the Good witht the Bad, or shut the fuck up. America is not so great. We have a Back stabbing Gov. who kills its own people, Too scare us into thinking we need war, to fight the “Terrorist”. The real “Terrorist” are not in Iraq, the are in Washington. America is falling apart. it has been since it stared, and yes of course this is a great country also. The fact that i can sit infront of my Comp. and talk about america this way is amazing. i do, say what i please. Its Free, but its not. “the good with the bad”. Canada has its down sides, but has its good also. For everyone to bitch about each others country in plain Ignorence. Wake up america ans see its not thr greatest country in the world. Sep. 11 2001, Our Gov. killed over 3,000 people. And it worked. the day after, Bamm its war time..everyone is flying thier flags…getting pumped ..young people joining the Army to fight for lower gas prices, the Gov. planned works. its what i like to Call “Hook,weight,sink” http://www.infowars.com Check it out..you will be very shocked to see what is never said in the news and Media.

    Comment by Info.wars.com — November 24, 2006 @ 4:15 pm

  28. Sorry for all the Misspelled words…im late for work!!

    Comment by Info.wars.com — November 24, 2006 @ 4:19 pm

  29. fuck i cant believe what i read here. anyone who complains that canada is too cold or has no cities blah blah has obviously never been there. vancouver is ranked as one of the most beautiful cities in the world with a population of at least 2 million and is the smallest of the three largest cities in canada with toronto with about 6 million i think. so what if we use american brands? who doesnt. both of our countries were founded by england so were all the same (unless youre an imigrant or something) and if you think about usa is just like a small town, nobody is ever bothered to learn anything about other places but they still think they live in the bets place in the world. well maybe you do, but you cant say that unless you go out and actually see the world you morons. im from BC and ive been to the states and i love LA but i dont run around yelling about how america is a big war hungry corrupt fucking country because i dont care if theyre at war and were not. it just pisses me off when people rant about canada cause they have no idea of what theyre talking about. what are beavers and moose for? i dont know what the fuck are bears for? what are seagulls for? good god. anyways youre all fucked if you believe all that bullshit you hear bout cannada being cold. whatever

    Comment by d u s t i n — December 23, 2006 @ 1:41 am

    • I agree with you bro. Who cares!? Although, you do realize that the article was written more for humor that anything, right? Canada and America are like siblings, their people make jokes and shit about eachother all the time. America makes jokes about Canada and whatnot, and Canada (along with the rest of the world) makes jokes about America. Other people in the comments, for some reason, feel the need to get all bent out of shape for what reason? because of somebody making a funny about your country?

      Comment by Jake — August 6, 2011 @ 11:07 pm

  30. hmm… I bet you feel quite clever writing silly things about canada and calling it a satire.
    at least I’m not a jerk

    Comment by miley — January 13, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

    • Serious!? Read that shit again, and tell me that it’s not blatant sarcasm! You’re starting to make a certain group of people look bad, and I’ll give you a hint: it’s not the Americans.

      Comment by Jake — August 6, 2011 @ 11:09 pm

  31. I do feel quite clever, thank you very much. Lucky you’re not a jerk because being a jerk and a pompous ass just don’t mix.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — January 13, 2007 @ 6:36 pm

  32. good for you

    Comment by miley — January 13, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

  33. well played my friend. btw, if you have the chance go watch children of men. excellent film.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — January 13, 2007 @ 9:38 pm

  34. why?

    Comment by miley — January 14, 2007 @ 1:04 am

  35. ok u guys if u wanna bash canada wtf ever, were happy, were rich and we dont give a fuck what u americans think, so what if we dont go to war thats a good thing isnt it. by the way wer epretty happy with our “empty waste land”. Its kinda nice to get away from cities every now and then. whoeevr wrote this article try coming to canada and look around you might like it 🙂

    Comment by mikey weinermayer — January 14, 2007 @ 1:41 am

  36. I AM FROM CANADA! I live in Halifax Nova Scotia! I grew up Cape Breton Island! Arg. People keep thinking I’m American. No, I love Canada. It’s a great country. But whatever. The next person will post without reading this accusing me of being an idiot American. Maybe, just maybe, if you take a moment and read the comments you won’t be making a fool of yourself.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — January 14, 2007 @ 1:50 am

  37. your a douchebag, your whats wrong with america. go invade someone else, its been 3 minutes

    Comment by Jay — January 14, 2007 @ 6:18 pm

  38. bardicknowledge on Jan 14th, 2007 said:

    I AM FROM CANADA! I live in Halifax Nova Scotia! I grew up Cape Breton Island! Arg. People keep thinking I’m American. No, I love Canada. It’s a great country. But whatever. The next person will post without reading this accusing me of being an idiot American. Maybe, just maybe, if you take a moment and read the comments you won’t be making a fool of yourself.

    tool…

    Comment by bardicknowledge — January 14, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

  39. i read it, your still a douchebag

    Comment by Jay — January 14, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

  40. yet you called me american. is it you don’t understand that the “I AM FROM CANADA” means I don’t live in the states and I am truly mocking Americans and praising Canada? ‘Cuz if ya don’t get it yet, you’re pretty damn slow.

    Actually i’m pretty sure I know where you found the like to this post, and if it is the case you are a break.com user, you are pretty damn slow.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — January 14, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

  41. Poor dumb ass American,Ya your right we have no cities we live in the fucking mountains and in igloos right? Retard, ok ill fill u in, There is Toronto with about 5 million, and there is Vancouver with about 4 to 5 million also Quebec with about the same and Halifax, Edmonton, Calgary all with 2-5 million. And yes thank you we do have Majestic lakes and oceans and thick evergreen forests and the rocky mountains. And more free land then america could ever hope for, but i guess in ur dull materialistic minds free open clean land isnt something to be proud of. Also hockey being a sport for pansy (not a manly sport) WTF is that how dumb do u gota be to think hockey isnt a good sport. You think baseball is fun, ok fun to play but boring as hell to watch.any ways iam starting to sound like you so i think ill stop. Please grow up young cheezy .

    Comment by Kevin Mackinnon — January 14, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

  42. bardicknowledge on Jan 14th, 2007 said:

    I AM FROM CANADA! I live in Halifax Nova Scotia! I grew up Cape Breton Island! Arg. People keep thinking I’m American. No, I love Canada. It’s a great country. But whatever. The next person will post without reading this accusing me of being an idiot American. Maybe, just maybe, if you take a moment and read the comments you won’t be making a fool of yourself.

    ddduurrrr….

    Comment by bardicknowledge — January 14, 2007 @ 11:39 pm

  43. Ah ok well whatever didnt know till i read all of what u said i just read the top 10, but anyways what i said goes for any americans that think otherwise who visit this page, iam actully from Cape Breton as well though i live in Toronto as of late. See Yaaaa

    Comment by Kevin Mackinnon — January 15, 2007 @ 12:56 am

  44. canada… no queen, the best at hockey (the roughest sport on earth), and if you think eh is bad what in the fuck is duhhh im a fucking retard and why do americans always say it so passionately

    Comment by chief — January 15, 2007 @ 5:28 am

    • The best at hockey? Not really. For a nation that prides itself as much as Canada does, on this one sport, you guys are just alright. I personally think Russia, Sweden, and Finland produce better hockey players. At the 2006 Olympic games, you guys didn’t even medal for men’s hockey. You did for women’s hockey, but women’s hockey is cared for by nobody (and it’s played by ugly ass lesbian bitches). Hell, even the USA got a medal for that event, and America hates hockey. The Olympic games in 2010 were different. Canada did get first in men’s and women’s, I’ll give them that (it would have been an upset if they lost though, it was in Vancouver!). Also, America got second in both those events. Again, America is so unamused with hockey (and soccer), it’s amazing. So no, I don’t think you’re the best at hockey, but rather those countries I mentioned at the beginning. As for the roughest sport on earth, although this is largely opinion and you can’t really be “proved” wrong, there are many sports that plenty of people would consider “rougher” than hockey. Cage fighting/MMA, freestyle motorcross, boxing, wrestling, bull riding, heli-skiing, mountain climbing, rugby, BMX, rowing, football, and even cheerleading could all be considered “rougher” than hockey. Also, your national sport is lacrosse, a Native American game by origin. Funny how the one bashing America has a national game that originates there.

      Comment by Jake — August 30, 2011 @ 5:46 pm

  45. Typical uneducated American PRICK, or just an unpatriotic Canadian piece of shit who I would gladly have removed from MY Country to be with his own kind! Go start you wars, you’re eventually going to piss-off enough Countries that they’re all going to give a big FUCK-YOU AMERICA and those Countries will band together and have a real war on terror IE. George W Bush… Then you can remember the bullshit you posted about Canada you fucking piece of shit asshole, wrap yourself in the American flag and light yourself on fire!!!!

    Comment by Steve Coozer — January 15, 2007 @ 11:32 am

  46. cheers to that.

    Comment by Jay — January 15, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

  47. You yankee my doodle dandies are just jealous because we live in the best country in the world and you can’t have it. Go sew another Canadian flag on your fucking backpack so the rest of the world won’t think you’re American. I think we should implement the same immigration policy at our border that Geo. Bush wants at the Mexican border. Keep you fuckin wetback yanks at home where you belong. Self absorbed assholes.

    Comment by Gumby — January 16, 2007 @ 10:49 am

    • You said “jealous because we live in the best country in the world and you can’t have it” but then proceeded to call Americans “Self absorbed assholes.”

      Comment by Jake — August 6, 2011 @ 11:15 pm

  48. FUCK FUCK MOTHA MOTHA FUCK!!!

    Comment by KMACK — January 16, 2007 @ 9:09 pm

  49. Don’t hate Canada, hate yourself for being a redneck peice of shit. I love the Sates, i think it’s an amazing country, but i hate stupid fucks like you that MAKE THE USA look bad. I’m proud to be Candian, and i don’t look down on you, i feel sorry for you because you are an under educated redneck. Just because we mind our own buisness, don’t start pointless wars,and are actually respected by the rest of the world doesn’t mean rednecks like you can make fun of Canada

    so have fun fighting those terrorists,

    Comment by REDNECK SCUM HAHAHA — January 17, 2007 @ 4:05 pm

  50. Don’t hate Canada, hate yourself for being a redneck peice of shit. I love the Sates, i think it’s an amazing country, but i hate stupid fucks like you that MAKE THE USA look bad. I’m proud to be Candian, and i don’t look down on you, i feel sorry for you because you are an under educated redneck. Just because we mind our own buisness, don’t start pointless wars,and are actually respected by the rest of the world doesn’t mean rednecks like you can make fun of Canada

    so have fun fighting those terrorists…

    Comment by REDNECK? — January 17, 2007 @ 4:07 pm

    • Stupid fucks like you? Make your country look bad? Feel sorry for you? Under educated redneck?

      Just for the record, the guy you said all that to is a Canadian!!!!!! Yupp, you don’t look too bright right now…

      Comment by Jake — November 20, 2011 @ 2:07 am

  51. aight fucker, you wanna bitch about canadians, lets take away all the shit you fucked up americans get from us. We’ll take electricity, water, oil, lumber and tourism. You bitch about having so much unpopualted areas in canada well take a look at one thing, canadians dont have such a high risk of gettin a third fuckin appendage ( arm or leg for those rednecks who are not educated) due to all the pollution your overpopulated country has. What the hell is “EH” all about, its the same as your fucked up “HUH” you rednecks add to the end of your sentences. Ya all our majestic lakes and mountain ranges are beautiful, but if u wanna bitch about them then how come millions of americans come up here and enjoy the things your country cant show em. Billiards? what the hell man, talk about a lazy sport, you can get drunk and play it, not all that aggressive, oh and by the way, im pretty sure that canadians billiard players are better than most in the states. oh ya another thing. smoke a joint here and ya you get a slap on the wrist, the states you get a beating, you wanna know why? CUZ SOME OF THE BEST WEED IN THE STATES COMES FROM CANADA HAHAHA. no wonder your laws are so tough, you cant accept the fact that something else that is so good comes from canada.

    You poor uneducated bastard, better go check the tv again to make sure that terror threat hasnt changed from yellow to blue or whatever the fuck that system is for…

    Comment by CANADIAN AND PROUD FUCKER — January 18, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

    • Yea, I should also add that this guy you’re going off on (the author) is Canadian! Embarrass yourself yet?

      Comment by Jake — November 20, 2011 @ 2:04 am

  52. It just goes to show how fucked up you americans really are. If you ask most american soldiers why they’re in Iraq, they don’t have the first clue what their doing there. So what if Canada is a peaceful country, not everyone has to be a bunch of hooligans like you. How about I list 10 things I hate about AMERICA

    1. your a bunch of corny patriotic over the top bastards
    2. you have gone into Iraq , captured Saddam Hussein (Even though he was evil and ruled with an iron fist, he was the only man to actually keep control of the iraqis)
    3. now, the US has made such a mess of Iraq you can’t even get out of there
    4. you can buy a gun in america and shoot a man without a license
    5. the crime rate is so high
    6. Home of the kkk
    7. are so ignorant to everyone but yourselves
    8. have a constant need for war
    9. you americans are angry about the war but your the ones who voted bush in
    10. ROSWELL hahahaha what a load of fucking bullshit (ONLY AMERICANS WOULD BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT!)

    I think you americans should just think about this, but you probably don’t even understand what im talking about anyway you uneducated bunch of assholes.

    Comment by BRITISH BULLDOG — January 18, 2007 @ 3:27 pm

  53. Dude, our country isn’t even run by Liberals at the moment. Glad to see yanks knowing what there doing once again.

    I will counter argue your arguements below:

    10) The government is Canada is so “sit on the fence”. They don’t war, they don’t invade, they even reluctantly give aid to others that want to war. Just for a few years I think we should let the Commies run Canada to see what will happen, then kick ‘em out so the fascists can run it for a bit… Just to spice things up!

    lol, we aren’t run by liberals anymore, and how can you stereo type everyone in Canada as liberal? Maybe liberal is good becuase they dont get us into useless wars. Just shows how childish you are.

    9) Whats with the bloody liberal drug policies? Why is it someone can walk down a city street puffing on a joint while in the States, you’d be arrested and have your skull dashed in for the trouble!

    Free healthcare 2 win? Whats wrong with being able to smoke weed, you just listed a good thing about Canada, we arent uptight assholes. I dont care if your head would be smashed against a cruiser in America, here WERE ALOUD, whats so bad about it?

    8) Why is the Canadian population so relaxed? I think they are in need to have some of their freedoms taken from them. Just to show ‘em who’s boss.

    Because we have great beer. And another thing you listed, why is this bad? We have so much freedom and were so nice and polite and relaxed, whats wrong with that? Like I said.. Americans are rude, ignorant uptight assholes.

    7) Its a horrible empty waste land of majestic lakes, forests and mountain ranges! Where’s the cities? The people?

    Its beautiful, considering half of Canada in inhabital, idiot.

    6) What the hell is “eh”? What does it even mean..?

    eh
    interj.

    1. Used in asking a question or in seeking repetition or confirmation of a statement.
    2. Chiefly Canadian. Used to ascertain or reinforce a listener’s interest or agreement.

    oh…

    Ya’ll wannnna go huuuuntin boyyyy’s? Theen go watchh foootball on ma 42′ inch tv! All countries have there stereotypical words and sayings, get over it.

    5) Why are Canadians so proud of hockey? Why should they be? Its a pansy sport and its not like they are good at it! They should all play billiards! There’s a real mans sport to let of some aggression and steam.

    Becuase we own America at it you think its crap. If america cant be #1 at it, it sucks. Billards is the dogs danglies, o who plays that sport again? O ya america lol..

    4) They have a Queen!WTF!

    lol.. just lol..

    3) WTF is with beavers? What eats them? Moose (or is it Mooses or Meese?)? All beavers do are eat trees! We should hunt them to the last one before they destroy the forests!

    Did you not go to school, a beaver is an animal that lives up north here. And there are hardly destroying the forests. And shouldn’t you be glad of that, I mean earlier you said all we were was forests? So whats your point? Do your research kid.

    2) Free health care…pfft. They need to pay an extra few hundred if that on their taxes and it covers all their doctor fees. Why should I need to pay for other peoples health care!?

    I dont disagree with you here. You either pay for healthcare in your taxes, or you pay it when you need it. Doesnt really matter to me.

    1) Quebec. Let them break away! Then we’ll just have to jump off the fence, invade the bastards and annex them!

    You are correct, no one likes Quebec.. thank you:)

    Comment by Blair — January 20, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

  54. Brutal blog dude

    Comment by Sam — January 20, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

  55. Wow, I can’t believe the amount of hostility in all the posts I’ve read. We are all proud of where we came from or should be. I am very proud to be a Canadian. I live in a beautiful country with wonderful people. As for you, our neighbours to the south, I must add that you are ignorant in, may I say a few areas, which concern your country’s welfare if it weren’t for Canada. I’ll begin with our abundance of fresh water that your country is in desperate need of. The wood with which you build your homes, etc. The most overlooked of all, our maple leaf, which is known worldwide and respected and so many times in my travels around this world came to the realization that many of you americans place it upon your person so to be accepted. Once my curiosity got the better of me and I asked a couple who so proudly wore it. They had sewn a maple leaf on the sleeve of their jacket, their backpack and the back pocket of their jeans. Their response was that as americans, they were not well treated but found it rather astonishing that the moment that emblem was seen, people’s opinion of them changed dramatically for the better. I smiled and wished them a ggod day and was beaming as I walked away from them. Ah how great it is indeed to be one of us.

    Comment by stryder — January 20, 2007 @ 11:56 pm

  56. I am American and damn proud to be one too.
    However – Canada ROCKS!!!!

    – Great air – at least better than ours.
    – Their culture is so diverse yet not socially segregated.
    (They get along with each other pretty well up there)
    – Beautiful women – take a trip to Toronto my fellow American men – you won’t be dissapointed.
    – Speaking of women – ALL NUDE Stripclubs and private lap dances!!!! Yeeahh!
    – Better beer. Much better.
    – Age of majority is 19 – I believe it’s 18 in Quebec. (I’m 22 and I remember always wanting to visit my cousins to party – and trust me Canadians can party.)
    – Another one for the men – “Rub n’ Tugs” are legal. Yeahhh!!!!
    – Great weed too…Geez after reading what I just wrote, why are Americans looked at as the party animals? Canada must be laughing at us.

    Now, now don’t get me wrong, I love my country. And of course if Canada ever tried to go against us we’d crush them like a fresh egg underneath The Statue Of Liberty. Unless it’s true about the secret nukes in the Yukon and Castro decides to flank from the South to help ’em out at the same time, and then England, France and the rest of Europe join forces as well. Not to mention the Russians, Spain, China and Japan jump in to help the friendly Canadians out. AND since we are spent and occupied in the Middle East I guess we’ll be the ones who get crushed in the end.
    Wait – then that means we’ll become Canadians! CANADA WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

    Comment by I Am. American. — January 21, 2007 @ 7:57 am

  57. you f**ken @sshole american, do u think we live in igloo? Ya, nice, you got Bush, who’s better than him? No one, you should know better, to say CANADA SUCKS.

    Comment by Me — January 21, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

  58. and go reply 51, u fucken asshole

    Comment by Me — January 21, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

  59. All right u sonafabitch, if Canada sucks, whats so good about USA? What, u lke Bush. U suck. Not all ameicans are bad, but thats just going over board, ya, how much do u pay for health care? Who cares about the fucken taxes, there much less the things u haveta pay. And no i am not proud of the fact we were ran by the libs and the cons, but at least their better than bush. And if i post number 4 on a certain web i know, your skull would be bashed first instead of the gyuy smoking a joint. ya, nice one on the lakes, u have one 2, dumbass. And thats the biggest freshwater supply expect for the arctic, u asshole. Just because u have no freedom, doesn’t mean we don’t, u wanna a war, we’ll give u a war. u know the thing about the queen i said earlier? That “WTF” queen is ruling half the most powerful countries in the goddamned world. And don’t think USA have nukes to blow every one up, even bush isn’t ignorant enought to turn the whole world on him. Saying we say eh at the end of every sentence is like saying u americans say fucken bastards every other word. Every time u bash canada, there is hundurnds of other coutries behind us. So think about it fuckass.

    Comment by Go Canada — January 21, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

  60. AMERICANS R JUST JEALOUS OF THE CANADIANS , they know that just as much as I do.

    Comment by BRITISH BULLDOG — January 21, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

  61. Can’t we all just get along.

    Comment by stryder — January 21, 2007 @ 8:17 pm

  62. OKay Look, CANADA and the united states are neighbours there is no changing that, and I have to agree with stryder can’t we just get along, like c mon it is kinda ridiculous, Canadians are no better then Americans and vice versa. However there are quite a few americans who have there own sterotypical views on Canada and to them I would have to say Fu#k You and grow up. Thank you for your Fu#king Time.
    Just think I am in a good mood…

    Comment by Proud ASS Canuck — January 22, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

  63. Hey If I leave my home address Can any Yanks who have a problem with canada please come to my door so I can Shove my Ski Doo up your fucking ass. Thanks Just let me know.

    Comment by Proud ASS Canuck — January 22, 2007 @ 10:01 pm

  64. Canada owns you stupid yanky piece of fucking shit go suck on some fastfood dick!

    Comment by Proud Canuck! — January 24, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

  65. See the guy in number 56 is kool unlike you ya fucking shit head.

    Comment by Proud Canuck! — January 24, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

  66. i hate canada

    Comment by matt — January 25, 2007 @ 6:15 am

  67. Ok Ok Canada is Great place and welll The US is a great place too who cares about what we think of eachother It’s Called being Patriotic so that said CANADA KICKS ASS and as well it should seeing as how we are bigger and on Top We control this Nation just like a fatchick Fucks her 20 pound Redneck Husband. HA Fuckin EH

    Comment by Proud ASS Canuck — January 25, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

  68. Matt #66 You’re a fucking piece of shit asshole, pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow douche bag. EH!!!!!!

    Comment by Steve Coozer — January 25, 2007 @ 9:20 pm

  69. just to say you…..
    YOUR A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I’m from the united states…but read that shit about where i live now…just let me say
    FUCK U TOO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Fuck young_weezy — January 25, 2007 @ 9:37 pm

  70. hehe…Youre envious because we have health care and not you? because were too relaxed? Because our brothers and friends wont get killed in a stupid war?lol…you americans are so funny…go hang yourself

    Comment by You suck — January 26, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

  71. Another ignorant tard who knows absolutely nothing…its people like you who give the U.S a bad name.
    Canada doesn’t have a queen you dumbass, due to the fact that we patriated in 1982 with constitution act of 1982….I believe there are Canadian soldiers over in iraq, we weren’t forced to go, but were there.

    Nice # 56 p.s our beer is stronger lol 🙂 Molson Canadian.HELL YEAH

    Comment by Canadian and Proud of it — January 27, 2007 @ 12:12 am

  72. Ahh, so what. Canadians are fat dumb and ignorant.

    So are Americans.

    Canadians and Americans are way more similar than anyone here wants to admit.

    Comment by Pup — January 27, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  73. You people are taking this way to seriously, I am Canadian, and it didn’t offend me at all. Although it wasn’t really funny, poor delivery I guess.

    Comment by jim bob — January 28, 2007 @ 1:58 am

  74. y’all got aids. hahahhaha owned suckas

    Comment by Skin}{ead — January 30, 2007 @ 1:33 am

  75. Hahahaha I live in Toronto and I found this to be funny, not insulting. Sometimes you need at laugh at yourself.

    We can’t go to war because we have no guns for our army, they are all in the Jane and Finch area haha. We can’t even give a proper 21 gun salute because we have to borrow 5 guns from the U.S. hehehe.

    Last time I checked, we have no queens, unless of course you’re talking about Paul Martin hehehe.

    There, see? Its fun to laugh at yourself. Although I do agree with the one comment, about how Canada is too “on the fence” about alot of things. We take a long friggin time to agree on something, except for our elections (thank god).

    And hey, who cares if we wear “American” brands. They are all made in Taiwan anyway!

    OH CANADA! Peace.

    Comment by Big Mountie — January 30, 2007 @ 3:17 am

  76. I truly feel sorry for you. It is so sad when I hear this come from ignorant americans. Yeah poor us with our great, safe country and free health care. We have it so bad, and you are right. There are no fucking cities, just mountains and snow. You are a fucking idiot. I only wish americans could know what a great country truly is. But you guys all are raised to believe your country is the greatest and I dont care enough to tell you how fucked up it is. The leader of your country says it all. By your rantings and bullshit I am sure you are one of the many fucking redneck morons that voted for him. Anyway, enjoy living in the WORLD’S GREATEST COUNTRY eh!!! Have a great life you small minded mother fucker.

    I also believe that you said billiards is a real sport and hockey is a pussy sport??? Just to clarify ….do all americans think this way, or this the most fucked up statement i have ever heard?

    Comment by Jenny — January 31, 2007 @ 8:13 am

  77. you stupid peice of shit. canada rules. fuck you.

    Comment by gg — February 3, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

  78. You silly Canucks… We Yanks dont hate you and your foolish ways. We just strive to IGNORE you at every possible opportuinity. You are like the little kid sibling that we are forced to drag along… It gets boring after awhile. You kids should just relax, smoke a little pot and wait for the new Tommy Hilfiger collection or the next Paris Hilton video. Leave the rest to the big boys.

    Comment by slappy flimflam — February 4, 2007 @ 10:59 pm

  79. I am a canadian… Suck a dick EH

    Comment by Andrew — February 6, 2007 @ 5:13 pm

  80. COMMIES!!!

    Comment by POOPOO — February 7, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

  81. americans can be pretty fucking stupid at times oh wait, i mean all the time

    Comment by Andrew — February 7, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

  82. OK you americans can play your damn billiards, but insult hockey and I might have to plant a skate right through your fcking skull. You little retards think you can say, “Ooh look at me, I’m an american citizen that eats McDonalds food every day so I can reach the rough weight of a killer whale!
    I think I can insult canada when I can barely string two words together! I’m so witty I can so “Poo on canada!”. That is such a lame excuse for an insult, I think I might just have to kill you. So as andrew said, y’all go suck dicks you southern idiots.

    Comment by ChucklesTheSillyPiggy — February 7, 2007 @ 3:11 pm

  83. Us southerns arnt dum! Why do you always bash us when we done nothig rong, expect insult cnada becase it is a reall poor counrty and you alwas rely from us for stuff so shut you’r mouth Yu guys ar such jerks

    Comment by theculz — February 7, 2007 @ 4:53 pm

  84. ok this is a wierd convo lol

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 4:54 pm

  85. we are loyal sitasans of canada and we are not gona take trash from americans who talk shit about us while they are sitting in there fucking chair eating pizza and getting fat

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 4:56 pm

  86. yall ima from texas and i agee wit u brotha from anaotha mothea WHITE POWER

    Comment by Culzlover — February 7, 2007 @ 4:57 pm

  87. Go South!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Comment by Culzlover — February 7, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

  88. you guys make me want to take a knife and cut of your bals and use them for eyes to put on the amarican flag and look up at them every single day salooting the bals of the american

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

  89. wow lots on feb 7

    Comment by toobar — February 7, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

  90. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    Comment by Andrewandchuckles — February 7, 2007 @ 5:00 pm

  91. “ooh say can you see by the dawns early death, by the blaaaaa bllaaa bla blaaaaaaaa blaa blaa blaaa bla bla blab bla

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

  92. you guys might be americans but we got bigger balls than you and you know it couse we had enough balls to burn down the white house and you guys got tiny balls just to threttin us

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

  93. if you would like to call me mr americans call 1-800-suck my BIG JUSY BALLS and ill get right back to you after i get laid by your gf

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 5:10 pm

  94. why do us canadians have to fight with the americans its all just to much for me to handle i dont want to go to war we and the americans should help eachouther out when in trouble and i dont know why i am typin this but it’s true i say no more fightin

    Comment by thefuzz — February 7, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

  95. hey you motha fucka
    dont hate
    so you dont like hockey… big whoop
    YOU SUCK AT IT, maybe thats why.?
    i think its sick that people are fucking ashamed to be canadian
    IM PROUD
    AND I’LL FUCKING SAY EH AS MUCH AS I WANT
    EHH EHH EHH EHHHEHH
    suck on that

    Comment by Ur Mamma — February 8, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

  96. hey you motha fucka
    dont hate
    so you dont like hockey… big whoop
    YOU SUCK AT IT, maybe thats why.?
    i think its sick that people are fucking ashamed to be canadian
    IM PROUD
    AND I’LL FUCKING SAY EH AS MUCH AS I WANT
    EHH EHH EHH EHHHEHH
    suck on that,
    holla

    Comment by Ur Mamma — February 8, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

  97. hey you motha fucka
    dont hate
    so you dont like hockey… big whoop
    YOU SUCK AT IT, maybe thats why.?
    i think its sick that people are fucking ashamed to be canadian
    IM PROUD
    AND I’LL FUCKING SAY EH AS MUCH AS I WANT
    EHH EHH EHH EHHHEHH
    suck on that,
    holla

    Comment by Ur Mamma — February 8, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

  98. Wow, triple posting. All copies of each other. The people that don’t like hockey can, yes, shove it. In fact I just played a game of hockey in PE…but on other matters triple posting is just plain wtfable. And fuzz stop, what was that?
    Oh, of course, QUADRUPLE posting. I don’t care if you’re canadian, type it all in one post not four. Just plain wrong.

    Comment by ChucklesTheSillyPiggy — February 8, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

  99. Wow, I just read the first post. OK WTH YOU STUPID AMERICAN! You think, hmm let’s take their freedoms away! You damn fool! You should be strung up by your toes until blood starts pouring from your ears. Let’s go hunt down beavers! Why don’t we start homo hunting? You’d be my first target, you little ignorant faggot. I will be very surprised if you aren’t dead already for daring to bash Canada. Let’s see, 5 quick reasons why I HATE most of the U.S.

    5. Most of the population is ignorant
    I mean come on, they don’t even know there own history!

    4. Jealous and won’t admit it
    “Hmm Canada sucks because it has a beautiful landscape. I live in a polluted, corrupted city and it’s excellent!”
    I ask you.

    3. Prejudice
    “All Canadians are fags because they live in igloos and go ice fishing, and all the rest live in log cabins eating beef jerky between cutting down trees.”
    This is definately racism, I really don’t care if I’m white, I’m still canadian. And yes, me and my friend say eh.
    It’s completely on personality, not nationality.

    2. Holier than Thou
    The U.S. thinks they’re so powerful, but all the other countries along with Canada would kick you stupid racist hides back to the white house, which, yes, we would burn down again.

    1. Richer than Thou
    The U.S. thinks that they’re better than us, because they control everything in Canada. You don’t. We supply you with nearly all the fresh water you use, not to mention lumber and other paper products. So if you hate Canada, live in a desert, without shelter, and see how much you like water.

    Go suck on that you stupid racists. And the next time you say ni**a please, keep in mind you’re going to hell. It’s just too bad you can’t see hell from heaven anymore, I’d laugh so hard at you I would soil myself(if I still had a physical body, that is). So, Ha! My point proven. And no offence to the americans that aren’t prejudice racist scum.

    Comment by ChucklesTheSillyPiggy — February 8, 2007 @ 10:07 pm

  100. Intelligent responce:

    “5. Most of the population is ignorant
    I mean come on, they don’t even know there own history!” (he he!!) “there”! Try “their” next time you ass-clown canuk!

    “2. Canada would kick you stupid racist hides back to the white house, which, yes, we would burn down again. (ha ha!!)” Sooory Chucky-canuky… the English burned the White House. AFTER we burned your capitol…! suck on it!! And just WHEN did canadians become a “race”?

    Until you children of the north realize your place in the grand scheme and learn to play your petty parts, you will remain the third-world country that you find yourselvfes in today. What’s the weather like? I’m guessing a bit chilly. Unless you’re all boozed up on the ridiculously high alcohol content of your local beer…

    It’s O.K. kids. We sill be there soon enough to straighten things out…

    Comment by slappy flimflam — February 9, 2007 @ 8:35 am

  101. 14 years old and you don’t consider yourselves children?
    Sorry but you are all still children. Good job on the A’s though lol. Though it would seem your political views are simple pop views shared by millions of people years older than you but far less intelligent. If you want to be considered, think of your own views. Don’t hate Americans because its the typical thing to you. You mock their stereotype while just being a stereotypical American hater.

    Think. Have you seen the other 100 posts before you have started posting? Look at the intelligence level among those people. Do you really want to be on the same level as them for the rest of you life? I wouldn’t. Christ, break the stereotype of todays kids and be smart. Don’t accept the words of others. And God, please God, don’t act like University students that study philosophy. It’s depressing when you have people that think they are intelligent because they can spew information they just read… and 75% of the time don’t understand.

    BTW

    Moron:
    1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
    2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

    Don’t be morons. Think for yourselves. Fuck the news. Fuck the pop views. Fuck what everyone else thinks. the only thing that matters is how you interpret the data.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — February 12, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

  102. pete, its because there is a silent word in it dipshit (sigh)

    Comment by thefuzz — February 12, 2007 @ 5:13 pm

  103. I scanned through them 🙂
    And I’ve read so many posts by so many americans (politicians and idiots), that think canada is pathetic. I’m really sick of them saying Canada is weak, pathetic, and if america rolled over in it’s sleep it would crush Canada. I found that last one, spoken by an MSNBC worker. And I really don’t want to be just some idiot that thinks: Ooh boy our country burned down the white house (english did, as I gound out) so that makes me special and I could kill americans with a toothpick. Sorry if I offended you, but I’m just really sick of all these idiots. I think I’ll just not argue with these trailer trash people that think they’re special, lest I become just another idiot like them. I’ll just ignore their ignorant comments about Canada, which they really know nothing about.

    Comment by ChucklesTheSillyPiggy — February 12, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

  104. Power to ya. Unfortunately, I black listed your IP… or I think I did.
    I like Canada. But I also like China and Cuba 😛
    How people are going to call me a Commie? Should I say I respect the Nazi’s during WWII for their tactical genius, or even the Americans for their industry?

    Now I will be called a Nazi American. Then will follow KKK comments.

    People are stupid and it’s easy to be caught up it the mass stupidity of the populace. And it’s only worse on the internet. For a living I develop web sites and analysis other sites. Unfortunately everyone has a voice on the net(lol) and it seems that people think it’s their duty to share their views with everyone.

    Being as Liberal as I am I could really only live in Canada or a handful of European countries. But alas, only three people will read this and likely still call me American.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — February 12, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

  105. canada rules

    Comment by Andrew — February 13, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  106. HA HA Bardick

    Comment by Andrew — February 13, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

  107. Why would you blacklist our IP? It’s not like anyone said anything completly stupid and not pertaining to the subject.
    Except for Frenchie. And why were mine deleted? I didn’t say anything stupid. Apparently the only person not deleted was chuckie.

    Comment by toobar — February 13, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

  108. Fuckin asshole erase all you want but im going to keep typing despite you me saying i won’t

    Comment by Andrew — February 13, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

  109. How old are you anyway?

    Comment by Andrew — February 13, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

  110. by the way last time i checked 14 has a teen in it. as far as im concerned 13 and up is teen years sorry bout all the comments but im bored.

    Comment by Andrew — February 13, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

  111. WHO LIKES THE TITANIC????

    Comment by thefuzz — February 13, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

  112. i grew up most of my life in canada. i hated it, i lived in a whitetrash town and i am indian/spanish. the people were so mean and cruel to me, calling me names until 6th grade and then i dyed my hair light brown and wore what everyone else was wearing and it kinda slowed down. the girls at school made me feel so ugly, no matter how nice i looked that day. but i remember when i was 13[8th grade] i had to move to california for my moms work, and for once in my life i could be myself and was actually considered pretty bye everyone i met, and i had so many friends. that was probably the best year of my whole life because at the beginning of 9th grade i had to move back to vancouver. it was so heartbreaking, to this day i still wanna move back so bad[im 16]i thought itd be nice to be back home but i was wrong, even though i moved to a different school its still horrible!! the people are so full of themselves and all drugged up, and most of the girls are such skanks. some are nice but others omg they can go shoot themselves and i could care less!! now i hate canada with a passion. well not all of canada just vancouver, but i dont hate vancouver cause its a beautiful place i just hate the people, alot.

    Comment by alexa — February 17, 2007 @ 4:58 am

  113. mmmmmmmmkkkkk

    Comment by thefuzz — February 17, 2007 @ 10:48 pm

  114. Your a fucking bitch.

    Comment by Andrew — February 20, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

  115. Seconds that. There are decent girls in Canada. Just the majority smoke pot and such because it is my belief that girls strain under peer pressure more than guys. But I still second what Andrew said. Canada is awesome. Go suck your mom’s hose.

    Comment by ChucklesTheSillyPiggy — February 21, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  116. Andrew and Chuckles, she sounds like shes had it pretty hard in Vancouver. If any racist scum mock her because of her race, then they’re the bad ones here. I agree that anyone who smokes pot is a pathetic loser. I live somewhere east of Vancouver, and it’s not bad out here. There are alot of good people, and almost no one here mocks me because of my looks. Though, there are quite a few who smoke pot as well. I don’t know why they do it, but it really disgusts me when some trashy looking person walks by and I inhale that nauseating garbage. This is one of the few bad things about Canada: We need much more harsh anti-marijuana laws. And Alexa, if anyone tries to make you feel ugly, just ignore them.

    Comment by toobar — February 21, 2007 @ 9:48 pm

  117. Well your a dumbass by looking at this i can tell your a very violent person. You also have no life why take time out of your life to state these facts..makes no sense to me. Also what’s the benifit in going to war there really isn’t one because after you come out of a war you just create more problems with having to pay off soliders wages and liberty bonds you also have to make sure that when your soliders do come back you need to know that you have enough employment for them so that your poverty doesn’t rise and so that you have less homeless people on the street. To me it just seems like your completly jealous of Canada eh? To end off my “argument” here before you write something like this make sure you’re educated on these facts!

    Comment by liyah — February 21, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

  118. I am a proud Canadian i even have a maple leaf tatooed on my back…. For all americans information…..I dont live in an igloo or ride a horse, i dont speak American I speak ENGLISH!!!!!!!or use dollar bills,i dont have a President…i have a PRIME MINISTER!!!! I definitely say “Eh?” but dont say it all the time and would not like to be protrated that way, we do pay 14% taxes but it payes for many things, i dont party with moose or beavers, and we really arent as cold as many people think….The only problem i have with Americans is that they are ignorent, they no nothing about Canada, when we no so much about America…..We have PROVINCES not STATES!!!!..

    Yes Canada has alot of Greenery and mountains….but we have cities and big ones too….so obviously you dont know what your talking about……

    Thats all i have to say

    Comment by Toronto_Guy — February 22, 2007 @ 12:29 am

  119. I’m truly embarrassed by all of you morons who got upset by this. IT WAS A FRICKIN JOKE. After reading all of your comments, I’m seriously thinking of renouncing my Canadian citizenship and moving to NYC. They understand satire there.

    Comment by Max — February 22, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

  120. glowing skin

    glowing skin moves

    Trackback by glowing skin — February 23, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

  121. i think its funny that canada is bigger than the US and in one state[california] there are more people than all of canada…and theres 50 states…thats alot.

    Comment by lizayy — February 24, 2007 @ 11:44 pm

  122. i think that you are dumb. in case you havent noticed, peace is better than war. thanks to the US, the earth may explode in 80 years thanks to all of you who are obsessed with war. half of the countries in the world HATE you, and love Canada. I like america, but come on you are all too stupid to realize that we arent that different at all. Exceot for the fact that Canada is better. hahaha
    so there you bunch of war loving, terrorizing retards.

    Comment by fred smithson — February 26, 2007 @ 4:53 pm

  123. Hi, let me update you.
    Its so funny how people are so mad at the war in Iraq. The media is very negative and only talks about the killings. How about the schools they build, and the hospitals the soldiers open, which were not there before. Also, they got rid of Saddam, normal Iraquis are happier than before. And the American nature is a billion times better than Schmanada’s. There are HOT and COLD climates, FLAT and MOUNTAIN landscapes and the Rockies, and arctic lands (Alaska).. the USA has them all! I love this place and I think Canada is basically a DUMP.

    Comment by Konrad — February 28, 2007 @ 12:50 am

  124. You’re a moron.

    As author of this post I condemn you all to a life time of ignorance and stupidity. Which shouldn’t be difficult for most of you.

    BTW, I’m not young_weezy. He’s just another idiot like most people that read this and thought I was serious. Fuck, is it really that difficult to see that is satire?

    And I don’t want to hear bullshit like some of the other pompous assholes that think they are semi-intelligent have posted saying things like I’m a person of ” lower intellect capacity” (I paraphrased that 😛 ). So everyone, shut the fuck up. Read the comments before making yourself look like dolts. But I know for most of you that goes against your culture and breeding. But try, please for the sake of my sanity and so far unbloodied hands. I don’t want to have to start stabbing most of the internet.

    Comment by bardicknowledge — February 28, 2007 @ 11:14 am

  125. Ok isn’t the author Canadian? I’m confused why the hate and angry, like the poster above said, it was a Joke. And you call Americans ignorant? Can’t you be proud of your Country without discussing or dissing another? America wasn’t brought up by the original poster, and it has been said we only think about ourselves. Well it appears that’s all canadians can think of either.

    Comment by Friend or Foe — March 1, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

  126. Toobar you’re a fucking retard.

    Comment by ChucklesTheSillyPiggy — March 7, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

  127. wow its AMAZING how people can be so jealous just because we are the PERFECT COUNTRY!!!
    Your should probibly get yur facts right cuz ur wrong about almost everything like…

    10)With the war thing, just cuz we’re not barbaric, obnoctious people who want to blow everyone up (and kill inocent people in the process), the whole entire world doesn’t wants to kill us (ehem… america…) and we have an acual person running our country and not horse shit doesn’t meen u can come down on us. 😀

    9. As for drugs it is illigal for someone to induce any “illigal” non-precsription drug. the leasts punished drug is marijuana. i think u get a find if ur caught but they are making a law 4 it. oh and as for u saying that ur cops bash people’s heads in: sorry u have psycho cops…

    8. no comment what u said was just so dumb.

    7. that is soooo stereo type. havent u ever heard of ottawa?? toronto?? vancuver?? if not u are soooo stupid, eh? and i must say i am proup as hell to have not killed every tree and animal in sight (unlike SOME countries). we have the best wild life parks, the most colourful seasons. In fact I live in Ottawa (a major city) and i could go down the street and visit the beavers and deer. its beautiful.

    6. I LOVE EH!! u have GOT to be canadian to get it! It’s like this we have wild life, clean air and eh. u have tree stumps, pollution and quotes like “me is dumb” and “me so cool i tink i will go kill in-cent peoplo now!”

    6. As if u have good teams u guys could play it we gave u the puck, held ur hand and skated u to the net. And as for why we’re proud cuz we invented it (as well as baseball, basketball and many others. not to mention WINNIE THE POOH!! dont belive me? Winnie…Winnipeg–a city in Can.)and are so damn good (we invented it-so dont be talking about “real men” and violence on the ice cuz we INVENTED VIOLENCE ON THE ICE!)

    4. Our Queen is only there for traditional reasons we have a prime-minister (presedent) that does everything, idiot!!

    3. I LOVE BEAVERS AND MOOSE!!

    Comment by Shelby — March 9, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

  128. i know one thing i am a father and my wife is American.
    and you know something she love it here she would never go back. she is not afraid to go out at night even dough we live in a big city, we have 2 kids well in the state you get 6 week mat leave well in Canada we get a years off full pay, by the way are we don’t pay for medical, we get child benefit no matter how much money you make. I you know another thing not all the countries hate us can you say the same.

    Comment by Serge — March 9, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

  129. woooow! Oh my, …..okay u damn americans, I.Q. aside…do u guys not have spellcheck down there? I find it kinda sad that within half of all these rants about why canada sucks, and how less of a people we are compared to you, you are yet to conquer the english language. But we should bow to you? haha…it seems like the only people who truly don’t realise how much of a corrupt hell hole america actually is, is the americans. But as ur peace-keeping neighbours….( and yes , believe it or not, peace is a good thing in some places….hard to believe I know) we see first hand how truly sad yopur country is. Like someone else has already stated, are u even aware that you are fighting a war againt a man u havent found in 5 years? Osama Bin Laden, remember? anyone? ….and has anyone seen the movie loose change? or…Farhenheit 911…it has to be said that there is a definate possibilty that all this war is just a smoke screen to cover up the unbelievable corruption and ineptitude of the “people” you have elected to lead you. Ah, America, self-appointed police force of the world, a nation who can’t even look after its own(or do you consider African-Americans “your own”). Judging by the lack of response to New Orleans, I would say that you do not.
    Why dont you look after the big, huge rotting mounds of shit in your own backyard before you worry about everyone elses problems. Or better yet…let everyone else look after themselves!

    Comment by Sam and John — March 13, 2007 @ 11:02 am

  130. I have read all of these comments and I can’t belive this hs gone on so long. Really people.

    Comment by Yangnom — March 15, 2007 @ 2:28 am

  131. Doogle says:

    “Chill Yangnom, there is a reason for all of this…there must be. Must there not?

    Personally, I think it is GOOD to hate all of Canada (especially Saint John, NB), including Quebec, but why not hate the UK (same Queen, eh!) and well, obviously, la France (connards!). I have lived in all of these cursed locations and they are all entities that have contributed to the unchecked spread of blogs that waste my time, albeit in creepingly addictive, yet pseudo-pleasant, and increasingly mind numbing manner.

    Shame on them…hate them even. Hate! Hate!! Hate!!! Ha ha ha…it’s good for the juices that even now flow through my ever hardening…veins…

    Ack!

    As for hating the US, why bother? Seems everybody else on Earth already does, except some inane pizza-faced hormone ridden teens expressing themselves on techno blogs about the superiority of the F-22 Raptor compared to Russian F-15 look-alike jet fighters with 3-D thrust vectoring technology…thus the greatness of the US is proven…QED. Yeah.

    Objectively (as if that were possible on a blog), citizens of the US are rather nice people when they are not pumping ammo up your ass, pumping up breasts with injected silicon, or injecting their asses with their heads regarding eco-denial about carbon.”

    End of CH4 emission.

    All hail Doogle, Etherzen of Earth.

    Comment by doogle — March 17, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

  132. Fuck you, Canada rock.
    Vive le Québec Libre ‘sti!
    I don’t have time to lose on this

    Comment by Olivier — March 19, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

  133. your mom in short

    Comment by proudcannadian — March 19, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

  134. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICANS HAVE RUN OUT OF POINTLESS CONROVERSAL ORDEALS, IN WHICH PROOVE THEY HAVE NO LIVES. ALL 1297837832 MILLION OF THEM. of course im exaderating but quite a bit of americans are selfish idiots. Its really funny, how soo much americans and canadians are alike. lol

    Comment by Mr.Canada — March 21, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

  135. well, I lived in France, I travelled in europe, Ilived in usa and now I live in canada because my husband wanted us to move here from usa….

    I am still mad at him for that!!!!!
    so I will never go back to france to live there, I love usa and I love life there, I dont care about health care, I see in usa they are so developped…in canada there is a lot missing, businesses and services, they forgot they live in north america!!!!!!! they need to develop markets a little bit more.

    I think canadians are rude…americans, I lived with them, they are the nicest people I came accross…I have nothing against canadians but they made fun of my accent, that never happened in usa.

    in usa, everything seems easy..here it is not the case!

    ok usa has problems with weapons and war, their politic, I don’t like it at all, their president either…..
    but to live there, it is ok with me….

    if someone has a job for me in usa, I can go back!

    Comment by candy — March 23, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

  136. and I noticed the “eh”,
    I THINK IT IS NOT “EH” IT IS MORE LIKE “EOUIN”

    Most anoyong think I heard after the french “quoi” and the french “eeeeee” at the end of each sentence

    Comment by candy — March 23, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

  137. Ha ha vous des Américains vous ne savez pas que ce que je dis vous êtes tous sourd-muet. Viva la Quebecois!!

    Comment by STRAVEN — April 17, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

  138. Candy, votre une chienne.

    Comment by STRAVEN — April 17, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

  139. Hey # 51 I am American
    I work with US truck drivers on a daily basis and find them to be little different than your aveage Canadian.
    The original poster here is probably a Canadian just stirring the pot to see what comes up, eh!
    But if he isn’t………….here’s a couple of facts.
    The state animal of Oregon is the BEAVER.
    The state animal of a number of them is Meese or is it Mooses.
    I pay about 400 bucks a month for free medical.
    We have a very CONSERVATIVE government.
    We have soldiers getting killed almost every day fighting your war in Afghanistan.
    We always kick your as at HOCKEY and by the way your uptight religious government that controls your media is trying to take the violence out of it, ha ha.
    And also by the way, what’s with all you big tough American football couch potatoes freekin out over Janet titty, ha ha ha. You probably are all a bunch of fags in the closet, eh!
    Oh yah, one last thing, don’t try and invade us we do have those secret nukes aimed at your greedy asses.

    Comment by John Buick — April 19, 2007 @ 11:52 am

  140. Je vous tuerai, vous morceau d’Américains de merde. Je t’alimenterai tous les vapeurs de Cleveland.

    Comment by Ricardo — April 20, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

  141. haha, typical Americans, “they are different so we should invade them and plant the seed of democracy” I mean come on. 9/11 = lol, america lost 3000+ people in an attack. Sorry, but how many did japan lose, a couple million? Besides, I bet most of you couldn’t even figure out the provinces/territories and their capitals. And for all of you Canadians bashing on Canada, just move you fucking yank wannabees. God DAMN America, more like it. Fucking arrogance. Smoking a joint in the middle of the street? not once have i seen this, fucking moron, I hope all the Canadian Geese that fly south shit in all your mouths. Anywho, I’m going back to rolling a joint and paying other peoples taxes. God damn america. God damn america. God damn america. I’ll see you all in hell moron yankees.

    Comment by Kevin — April 21, 2007 @ 12:32 am

  142. i dont get this canada welcomes so many immigrants and refugees every year n then kicks them out too. i dont get this. i mean ppl who r working there getting education by paying them international tuition fees paying taxes like other canadian citizens they freakin kick them out just coz of their refugee case or other case got declined. i mean if the person doesnt hv a criminal record and he/shes not a burden on canadian economy then theyre makin a stupidest mistake of deporting tht person. coz when new immigrant or refugee comes to canada he/she doesnt know shit abt the country n theyre burden, they get welfare n stuff. but the person whos been living there for sometime paying taxes no criminal record, kickin th person just because of his case rejection is not a smart action. i know soo many ppl there who got their immigration by lying and theyre getting welfare even tough they can work. theyre also workin ilegally where they get case which is bad for canadian economy. but i dont know this canadian immigration gives immigration to these kinda ppl mostly on average n kicks others out who r living legally payin taxes n stuff. this is not fair at all.

    Comment by Salman — April 24, 2007 @ 9:29 am

  143. i dont get this canada welcomes so many immigrants and refugees every year n then kicks them out too. i dont get this. i mean ppl who r working there getting education by paying them intrting tht person. coz when new immigrant or refugee comes to canada he/she doesnt know shit abt the country n theyre burden, they get welfare n stuff. but the person whos been living there for sometime paying taxes no criminal record, kickin th person just because of his case rejection is not a smart action. i know soo many ppl there who got their immigration by lying and theyre getting welfare even tough they can work. theyre also workin ilegally where they get case which is bad for canadian economy. but i dont know this canadian immigration gives immigration to these kinda ppl mostly on average n kicks others out who r living legally payin taxes n stuff. this is not fair at all.

    Comment by Salman — April 24, 2007 @ 9:40 am

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    Comment by Nehoy — April 30, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

  146. hmmmm

    Comment by hoopa jupe — April 30, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

  147. I have a small pecker.

    Comment by hoopa jupe — April 30, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

  148. I am from USA. What is this “Canada” you all keep posting about?

    Comment by Jerry — May 2, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

  149. Well Canada is this vast barren wasteland of tundra and ice. Once you cross the border you are hit by 8 feet of snow.

    Comment by You Know — May 5, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  150. U know, i fucking hate niggers.

    Comment by Pumper — May 5, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

  151. I hope were having seal!!! YUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Lionel — May 5, 2007 @ 7:42 pm

  152. For the real Canada , please visit http://www.notcanada.com . Also check the links and the photos .

    It is the real Canada

    Comment by Joe Garcia — May 7, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

  153. You’re retarded.
    Basically, Canadians housed Americans during 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina. But you know, next time, we won’t…because obviously you don’t appreciate it.
    Eh. It’s better than saying HUH and FUCK all the time, right?
    Yes, we have a queen. Have issues?
    Moose. Learn how to spell.
    You’re really annoying.

    Comment by shut up. — May 8, 2007 @ 7:18 am

  154. Oh yes Americans here are a couple answers for you.

    Once you cross the boarder there are polar bears roaming around and it is an icy wasteland.
    What we are doing on an average day is training our sled dogs.
    Our igloos are cozy though
    When we do get out of our igloos we ice skate to school
    While we are at school we are learning to speak “Canadian”
    We suck at hockey even though we seem to win every cup with only 30 million people while there is 300 million Americans.
    Its shocking that we put gravy on our fries even though its a potato in a different shape :0
    Were hailing our “president”
    Were still trying to find out what Eh means because its so complicated Huh?

    Comment by Americans know so much — May 17, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

  155. omg.
    qu’est-ce cette merde.

    i’m from quebec.
    and u suck really , learn about the history of here before tell shit about us.

    Comment by valéry — May 23, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

  156. ok I only have one thing to say… WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE QUÉBEC?! I would just like to know… do you really know quebec because most people I talk to who hate it is because they don’t even know where it is, or what it is… the only reason is because they speak french… so?! whats the problem? we have our own history and that’s why some of us fight for our language. Yes our history sucks and we were losers, but we’re proud to be canadians and québécois and WE DONT ALL WANT TO BE INDEPEDANT!!!!! thats just those extremists like there are in EVERY country. Almost every québécois (well in my city the do) speak english but they keep their first language which is french. We love our freedom to do what we want, we have fun and yes we have problems like every other countries and cities on the world. We’re all the same at some point but we care for our culture thats it!!!!

    Comment by Christina — May 28, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

  157. Fence sitters?

    Maybe you should read your history books.

    Canada entered WWI in 1914, America sat on the fence until 1917.

    Canada entered WWII in 1939, America sat on the fence until 1941.

    As for Vietnam and Iraq? Well you americans were/are doing such a great job at those wars we didn’t think you needed any help.

    Oh yeah, we burned down the white house back in the 19th century, that was fun.

    Comment by ken — May 31, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

  158. Correction: the British burned the White House. The war of 1812 INCLUDED Canadians, British, and First Nations Tribes (Tecumseh et al.) all fighting against the US instigated war (War Hawks led the effort and conviced Pres. Madison that the war would be a cinch and North America would be theirs) . Interesting fact: the New England states remained openly friendly to Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Upper and Lower Canada (Ontario and Quebec) – there was even a movement to seceed from the Union in protest of the “land grab” war. The overall result was a draw, but the Brits did revenge the burning of York (now Toronto) by torching Washington. A lovely fact of the war was that Quebecois and Ontarians fought side by side with the British troops to repel the American agression. Things did not go well for the US, especially when the Brits had finished off Napolean in Europe and reinforced their meager forces in the Canadas…The only clear losers were the native tribes who never did acheive their dream of an independent homeland…after the war, the Brits did not support them, even after their very generous support. It must be noted however, the Americans wanted the “Indian lands”, so the natives really did not have much choice in supporting the Canadas and Brits. Either way, they got a raw deal.

    Before you rant on about Canada vs. the US: read some history!

    Comment by doogle — June 12, 2007 @ 7:31 pm

  159. That was hilarious, that satire was deffinetly clear, the “pro-canadian” comments were kinda embarrasing to everyone in canada who can get a joke. What was kinda creepy was the “stupid american” sentiment, their goverment is kinda crazy, but an entire country isn’t retarded. good grief, someone should report these bigots under Hate Speech laws!:O here comes our saviour Richard Warman! (for the slow pokes, the last bit was a joke, anyone who likes Richard Warman’s “i’m going to file libel suits against people who call me a censor” bullshit is a little to PC)

    uh,.. i’m going to pretend i’m not the only one who isn’t a nazi and hates that guy. oh well.. yay canada! i’m from the ottawa area and enjoy thieving the rest of the nation’s culture and money. THAT WAS SOME DELICOUS POUTINE! haha Quebec! i stole yur foods. serisouly though, don’t leave, a canada without a quebec wouldn’t be a canada at all. it’s like the crazy neighbours , the place wouldn’t be the same without them.

    Comment by Eric — November 6, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

    • Doogle here: I am Canadian (9th generation). Being smug about British deeds is irrational and I just don’t see the point.

      Comment by Doogle — December 7, 2009 @ 5:02 pm

  160. doogle, point is your whitehouse got burned down, telling Canadians that they weren’t a country at the time isnt going to make them less smug about it.
    I mean your country has nuked, blown up, and killed millions of people, buildings and countries over the years, why not let Canada enjoy they’re claim to fame? 🙂

    Comment by Idiots... — November 17, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

  161. Haha and #56 is a cool guy 😛

    Comment by Idiots... — November 17, 2007 @ 6:04 pm

  162. Habfans.com says you Americans are the queerest nation on Earth, and your war mongering is why everyone hates your sick asses.

    Comment by cournoyer — March 20, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

    • Then if u did not want war why did u burned the white house

      P.s In the map i dont see any big cities in canada

      Comment by uknown man — January 16, 2010 @ 10:53 am

  163. uhm i live in canada the reason we dont go to war is because we are smart and dont want other countries to hate us and come after us, unlike you americans u like to fight, uhm why is that? thats the dumbest thing you can do, because other countries can and probably will bet you:) like canada did in the war of 1812 when we set the white house on fire:) thanks

    Comment by Clara — June 13, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

    • ok its like this the brits burned down the white house not the canadians. you see your country as it is now was not a country then it was still just a territory of britian. so it was not your countries victory it was the victory of birtain who started the war because they were mad that we kicked their asses in the revolutionary war when we won our freedom and set our country free from the british control which the canadian country did not in stead what they did was just wait for the brits to just let the country go. your freedom was a gift not a earned thing no i dont like to just bag on people that i dont know so im only comenting on fact this is not a hate note i dont really care about your country acttually i dont care about your country at all if it were to just stay as you are i wouldnt care but if your country were to burn and sink in to they ocean i wouldnt care either. and to prove my statement was true your country wasnt established as a individual country until 1867 when three british colonies were brought togather to form four Canadian provinces which started the federal Dominion of Canada and if you need to read it for your self heres the link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Confederation

      Comment by gilbert piaz — November 23, 2011 @ 11:23 am

  164. uhm we dont say eh get it through ur thick skull!
    uhm we are proud because hockey is a sick sport uhm we are obviously good because we have won the gold metal
    against America.
    uhm why would u kill an animal that does nothing to u?
    and we dont have all those cities is because we are more environmentally friendly because we would like to live long thanks!!
    uhm health care is a good thing to have what if you dont have any money to pay if you get sick then u die!
    uhm in canada we could save you, but i guess you dont want that.
    uhm i have never seen this queen you talk about!
    and wtf is wrong with quebec?

    have a nice day i gotta go heat up my igloo now
    have a nice day eh

    Comment by Clara — June 13, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

  165. you’re a LOSER

    Comment by Qwan — October 4, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

  166. Submitted by Ell Small (View user info) at 2005-03-12 01:16:13 EST

    ——————————————————————————–

    1. An entire “province” full of chauvinistic, snail-eating Frogs.

    2. Their flag has a fucking leaf on it, but it’s the wrong fucking leaf.

    3. Celebrity exports – William Shatner, Shania Twain, Tom Green, Michael J. Fox,
    Margot Kidder, Pamela Anderson, Neve Campbell, Peter Jennings, Neil Young.

    4. They killed off all the artic penguins for pseudo-foi gras.

    5. They let US do all the dirty work on the native Americans, reaped the benefits
    thereof and now act all superior and shit about it.

    6. Think they’re better than our Mexican neighbors to the south just because they’re
    white or something. (They’re not, to start with the Mexicans have better food and
    music.)

    7. Have no distinct culture of their own, just copy from US and then whine about it.

    8. Ruled by elitist clique of socialist politicians who don’t seem to represent the
    views of any Canadians I actually know.

    9. Espouse PC “diversity” crap but in their heart-of-hearts hate “chinks”,
    “sand-niggers”, etc.

    10. A Canadian member of Parliament charged with improving ties with the United States
    apologized on Thursday for saying “let’s embarrass the hell out of the Americans
    in front of other countries.” (But thanks for helping me cap the list, dickweed

    THIS IS MORE TRUE AND ACTUALLY FUNNY

    Comment by Ben — October 4, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

  167. where a nigger dom as hol slut guy ass lessbian faget fuk u mother fuker guy ass

    Comment by awa — November 2, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

  168. 7. It’s not empty! Most Americans who even bother publishing this remark have never even been to Canada!
    FREE HEALTH CARE IS AWESOME AND DON’T THINK FOR ONE SECOND WE AREN’T PAYING FOR IT BY OTHER MEANS.
    Other than that it amused me because its pointless.

    Comment by Canada — December 16, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

  169. haha your reasons are absolutely ridiculous…I don’t like Canada either but you’re absurd.
    I only agree with the “eh” and the hockey thing.

    Comment by Lia — February 16, 2009 @ 10:32 pm

  170. i can barely type – it took so frikkin long to read everything.

    canada and the u.s. are one. same language, same continent, same same same.

    diferent policies – that’s where we’re different. the states see’s themselves as world hero’s – stepping in and making a difference to clean it all up when no one else has the balls. and i agree with this. shame about all the death, but there a re 6 billion of us, there’s going to be some deaths. sorry.

    quit bashing each other. man. it’s sorta embarassing. we don’t hate each other. canada inherited a bigger, cleaner, more natural place. we’re lucky.

    canada – loved by most
    u.s. – world leaders
    canada – best hockey players
    u.s. – best military toys
    canada – beautiful women
    u.s. – beautiful women
    canada – helpful, peaceful
    u.s. – won’t let the scum of the earth ruin it

    etc etc etc.

    peace out u clowns.

    Comment by tom — April 27, 2009 @ 2:18 pm

  171. your fucked in the head!!!

    just too let u know u have beavers in the states aswell as moose

    and i would rather not pay thousands a year for health care

    grow a dick

    u immature asshole!!!

    Comment by Natalie — May 15, 2009 @ 12:24 am

  172. Canada has a fucking leaf on the flga, but its the wrong fucking leaf. Marijuana ftw bitches.

    It is empirically proven them Americans have longer penises. The average penis length of a Canadian is 3.76 inches. The average American penis is 5.91 inches. (Asians average not counting indians is 2.10) All facts from Joy Gordon, Professor of economics at Boston college.

    Next, Canada is a fucking block of ice that no one will EVER give a shit about. The part which is populated is all along the American border. You guys have hockey, buut we have your best players. Hockey sucks ass, like you chauvinistic penguin killing snail eating douchebags.

    Ohh you beat us in the Winter olympics. YOU DIDNT bitches. And summer olympics = USA sprinters/all runners > than canadian block of ice. You are all political pieces of shit.

    FACT: America is the hegemon of the FUCKING WORLD. If America puts economic sanctions/ invdes your snail camps, you guys will get fucked

    FACT: You guys have NO CULTURE AT ALL. Stop copying us, put on your fucking beaver testicle hats, and go fur trapping. It’s all you’ve got assholes. Who gives a shit if you have “so much more cheap lumber”?? Its all fucking frozen pieces of wood douchebags. Even the fucking TREES wish they were American, with you CUNTASS BEAVERS sprinting around raping the poor, and gnawing your mothers’ testicles.

    AMERICA IS THE GLOBAL LEADER. We have power, wealth, and can do whatever we want. We uphold peace in the world.

    Besides, Barrack Obama could fucking MAUL your littly sissy prissy piece of shit princess.

    Comment by Niggah Jim — February 16, 2010 @ 6:47 am

  173. I have spent a fair amount of time in Canada and have noticed the sometimes not-so-silent hatred. The contempt that many Canadians have for America is not only blatant, it’s irritating. After all, who is the first military that Canada would call upon if, say the Russians invaded their country? That’s right, the U.S. The Russians have more women in the military than Canada has people in the entire country. When a major catastrophe happens anywhere in the world, who gets the first call? America. Why? Because we’re not only great in size and strength, we’re good to others. We are a good friend to have when shit hits the fan.

    I think part of their contempt stems from the fact that Canada didn’t have the balls to win their own independence the way America did. Canadians are still living under the thumb of royalty, and always will be. A Queen, no less (btw, I like Harper). They claim to “like it this way”. On the other hand, back in the 1700’s, a bunch of farmers with blackpowder, single shot rifles beat the most powerful military on earth at that time. Or maybe the contempt comes from the fact that it was the British that we beat, the same British that rule over Canada, hmmm. We later built the most powerful country in the history of the world. Today, people from rats nest crap-holes risk their lives to come to the U.S. They swim here by the thousands every year. Even uneducated third-worlders know about the greatness of America. The last refuge for true freedom on earth. We get the glory, while Canadians sit in silent contempt, ignored by the world. And that pisses them off.

    Comment by Rick — February 26, 2010 @ 4:27 pm

  174. listen dumb fuck. im an american and i love canada! its beautiful. you need to stop being so fucking stupid and
    open your eyes. Canada is doing better than anyone else twatt waffle shuv that up your ass! dont diss canadians because your not fucking cool got it lose ass??????

    Comment by Jack — April 24, 2010 @ 9:42 pm

  175. Best. Post. Ever.
    And no. It was pretty bluntly obvious it was satire. People are just morons. In general.

    Comment by Steve_H — June 2, 2010 @ 11:07 pm

  176. Wow. That was THE worst argument on why to hate Canada ever. EVER. Yes, we don’t have wars. Now tell me, how can that be turned into a bad thing? And “a horrible empty waste land of majestic lakes, forests and mountain ranges”. Are you kidding me? Are you so unmindful that you don’t even recognize the beauty of nature. This was a useless post, meant to start up conflict where there is none.

    Comment by Lolo — June 6, 2010 @ 10:02 am

  177. post is for low IQ morons. How many millions are there in Canada and USA?…and you’re all lumping them into 2 groups. Anyone here graduate high school or know how to process an opinion? go back to watching Maury so you can feel superior. You are all pawns. i love the comment – “I am American and I’m not fat”…haha…lol…too funny…like that’s supposed to mean something. Okay you dumb ass…you’re right…most Americans aren’t fat. And while we’re at it…streets are made of gold…middle america is not comparable to a third world nation…equality is everywhere…yada yada. The land of the lost indeed…where people defend a system that cares so little for them. Kudos to gov’t…got the fools eating out of your hands.

    anyone here even know who controls USA? You’re all customers. Thanks for shopping and making the true owners of America rich.

    America=Walmart=Monsanto=Bush=raping of the world…and now it’s China’s turn. USA is old news. China is the new hoarder on the block. You think you can rape a world…stand back and watch these little nips get brainwashed into cell phones,cars, big homes, and the rest of the false gold dreams americans fall for.

    lets see how USA handles being in 3rd,4th,5th position…or worse. You’ll all be forced to speak Chinese soon in your schools so you can beg for china’s business…haha…lol. Truly feel sorry for the nice hicks though. There are obviously millions of beautiful people in USA who don’t deserve this.

    Comment by canada — July 15, 2010 @ 3:39 pm

  178. GMO – americans are test subjects – whew – now if they could just feed the moron this stuff to test…this whole gmo scandal might pan out.

    anyone here hungry for some good ole american corn? they’re all perfect!!

    Comment by canada — July 15, 2010 @ 3:51 pm

  179. CANADIANS SLAUGHTER SEALS WHAT A STUPID RACE OF HUMANS THE LARGES MAMMAL SLAUGHTER IN THE WORLD

    Comment by THOM MILLER — August 9, 2010 @ 3:23 pm

  180. I came across this while entertaining some buddies at my field office in Orlando, and felt obliged to come and respond to canadians on here. I am a quarter french canadian by blood, have family living there, and have a grandmother who immigrated from there to the United States back before WW1. Of all people, I should have the least amount of reason to hate Canada. However, after seeing how stereotypical they truly are of americans, I despise them. Yes, americans can be labeled stereotypical, but this is often because of foreign stereotypical behaviors towards us. We are not fat, in fact, I know very few people who are fat here. Keep in mind, there are fat people everywhere. Check out the statistics for canadian obesity as well before you bash america. Next, we may be a war-obsessed nation. In fact, we have had a major war every 20 years since the Civil War. However here, we have saved Europe twice from German domination, ceased communist expansion in Korea, defended vietnam valiently, and overthrown a corrupt leader in Iraq, as well as killed the most wanted terrorist in the world. Not to mention, we were the only country the Soviet Union was afraid of (and vice versa), and we alone were the reason a global domination was not initiated from Moscow (for the fear of nuclear weapon usage, and we were the only other superpower, not canada). The music produced in the US is popular worldwide, as the USA is the center for the music industry. Hollywood is also a symbol for the movie industry, and tell me where that is located? America.

    I will grant you Canada has a free health care system. It works well in some places of canada, and not so well in others. I would like to remind you many canadians come to the United States seeking health care, because not only are american doctors/surgeons superior and better trained, but it is faster treatment here. Yes, we do have to pay for it, but I would rather live and be paying for my healthcare, then wait.

    Hockey… Yes, it is a fun sport. I played it myself when I was younger. I also played lacrosse, a native american sport of origin and canada’s national sport. I would like to tell you now, canada is equally matched in hockey internationally now, by countries such as Russia, Sweden, and the United States. Can I remind you of the biggest upset in hockey history, the 2011 IIHF world junior championships when Canada lost to Russia giving up 5 goals in the 3rd period to lose when they had a 3 goal lead? Also, despite hockey, America largely dominates the sports world when compared to Canada. Examples can be those such as soccer, track & field, basketball, swimming, etc.

    Canada is largely uninhabited when compared to the United States. The US, granted, has areas that are less populous than others (Ex. North Dakota) but is for the most part very well populated. Canada however, is noted to have a population that is mostly along the border between our 2 nations. North of this thin section, there are few largely populated areas.

    Canada is accredited for seal slaughter, labeled one of the most atrocious crimes committed by a nation when you ask the average man/woman, surpassed by crimes such as ethnic cleansing and other crimes against humanity and nature. I understand the need to make a living by canadian fisherman, but I dare any canadian to watch how these seals are killed. If you do not wish to do so, please read this: They seperate the mother and the baby seal, hit the baby seal with a pickaxe, and repeatedly hit it until it is dead. The baby seal is often reported to attempt escape while being attacked, but is of course unable to do so. America has Guantanamo bay, a place of questioning for terrorists, and Canada has seal slaughter, the killing of a symbol of innocence.

    America also has far greater achievements. Canada prides itself on hockey feats and its free health care system. America on the other hand prides itself on achievements like going to the moon, fighting the worlds most powerful empire for freedom and winning, killing the world’s most wanted terrorist, ending World War 2 on both fronts, freezing the Soviet Union, and being the world’s symbol for what we all desire most, freedom.

    Do not get me wrong, we recieve benefits from Canada, such as fresh water, wood for homes, and other necessities. Canada has some very friendly people as well, I will give them that credit. But they also can be extremely arrogant, ignorant, and hateful towards americans. I will say we have our fair share in the United States, and I do not deny that or stay proud of it. But I am proud to be american, and I am ashamed of people who are not. Canadians are often stereotypical and dissrespectful towards our people and our nation. This is something the large majority of americans will not stand for.

    Comment by SA E. Paige — May 7, 2011 @ 1:33 pm

  181. Canadians are sexy. x

    Comment by Lady London — May 26, 2011 @ 2:32 am

  182. your obviously an american, some southern, redneck state im assuming?

    Comment by whos this douchebag? — June 21, 2011 @ 12:56 am

  183. I am Russian,
    Canadians are so lazy and fat,eating cakes,fat stuff and getting fatter and just relaxing
    and watching their TV!If they don’t war,WHY ON EARTH ARE THEY THE SECOND LARGEST COUNTRY!??!!?They don’t deserve it…. And they are not clean and put rubbish by the
    floor!What is the hell that country? I wish it didn’t existed at all,and they somehow
    have the world’s longest coastline!? But they kind of repeat UK to have a queen and
    much landscape!The islands are big and snowny,full with those lazy chinese people.
    UK found Canada!Why should they just say thanks to UK,and don’t supply anything to
    them and hate UK.And they are on top of America,just sitting on it.Hockey is not
    as good as in Russia,andthey hate us.Quebec is obviously French,but it’s bad as well.
    Canada is cold,and snowy and frzen and many people come to England of other countries!…
    INVADE THE CANADIANS!

    Comment by Canadian Hater 0.1 — June 26, 2011 @ 9:17 am

  184. About the only thing Canadians are truly good at is sex… that’s only because tourists pay so well. Their health care may be free, but it’s 20 years behind the US, and it doesn’t cover dental, eyeglasses, or medications… only ER visits… some healthcare system. Yes, I’m sad to say I was there for quite some time and very happy to be back in the states. Canadians are nice to your face sure, but will lie about you behind your back any chance they get, and once your money runs out…. they don’t know you. It’s amazing how they can manage to play hockey without spines, they’d rather not stand up or do what’s right about anything if it means they would be accountable for their own actions. Not once during my unfortunate stay there did I ever hear a Canadian blame themselves for their own misfortunes… parent, government… boss, sure but nothing is ever their own fault. Why be proud of being Canadian…? it’s not your fault, you were born/brought there, it’s not something you personally earned. But the fire in an American’s eyes, the pride of his step or value of his reputation is something each American earned for themselves living in a land where right and wrong are still revered and fought for.

    Comment by Awahee Brightsteel — July 3, 2011 @ 8:51 am

  185. I am Canadian, born and raised. I am also a descendent of the Manitoba Metis with roots going back to Chief Peguis of the Ojibway nation. I am embarrassed to be Canadian. We have the worst health care system in the world. I hurt my back almost 15 years ago. I lost my job. I could barely walk. The Canadian doctors told me that nothing was wrong with me and that i was just imagining it. When I moved to Japan 6 years ago, I went to see a Japanese doctor. He found the problem in one week. the spine bones that connect to the pelvis were shattered and had not repaired . He took bones from my hip screwed them into my spine and pelvis, and I now live a pain free life. Canada sentenced me to welfare. Japan gave me my life back… I hate Canada, I don’ t trust the medical system and will never move back. .

    Comment by Jason — August 2, 2011 @ 10:28 am

  186. I’m a 100% with #180. I’m Asian American and i’m not fat or stupid or any other negative stereotype. I’ve been taught to embrace people of all cultures considering how ethnically diverse america is. Yeah, we elected a dumbfuck TWICE. he made us look bad. REALLY REALLY BAD ON SOOOO MANY LEVELS. on behalf of all the rational, level-headed americans, we’re sorry that our government did all those stupid things. that does not mean ALL americans are like that. but the fact that whenever i go to canada and people automatically sneer at me and go like oh you’re from down south (NEW YORK to be more specific) i just wanna punch them in their faces. MOTHERFUCKER I BOTHERED TO TRAVEL THOUSANDS OF MILES TO YOUR GODDAMN COUNTRY TO ENJOY WHAT IT HAS TO OFFER. IF YOU CAN’T GIVE ME THAT, THEN YOU JUST MADE YOURSELVES LOOK JUST AS DUMB AS WE ARE. (that’s right, i went there) plus, canada isn’t all that “great” either. I’ve visited cities like toronto and quebec; they don’t compare to cities like new york, chicago and los angeles. most of the foreigners who go there love the thrilling experience these cities provide them. i’m not saying that they don’t enjoy the canadian cities equally. i’m just saying we know how to make our cities more well known to the world.

    another thing that ticks me the fuck off. 9/11. when i tell people in canada about it, most people are kind enough to be sympathetic but there are still some dickheads who go like haha dumbfucks canada has never been attacked by terrorists. FYI, TERRORISTS ATTACK US BECAUSE THEY FEAR US. THEY ARE AWARE OF OUR CAPABILITIES. nonetheless, 3,000 people still died. MY MOM USED TO WORK IN THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. I’VE BEEN INSIDE THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WHEN I WAS LITTLE. I KNEW PEOPLE WHO WORKED THERE AND DIED ON 9/11. I HAVE FRIENDS WHO LOST THEIR LOVED ONES THAT DAY. I REMEMBER IN SECOND GRADE I HAD TO LEAVE SCHOOL EARLY. IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE GO LIKE HAHAHAHAH DUMBSHITS YOU CAN’T EVEN PROTECT YOUR OWN TURF. FUCCCCKKKKK YOUUUU! DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF YOUR MOST CHERISHED NATIONAL MONUMENTS DESTROYED, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A LOT OF MEMORIES THERE AS A YOUNGSTER? apparently not because your “AWESOME” country has never been attacked before. okay, then i got four words. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

    bottom line: america is certainly not the best country in the world. no country is. but understand every country has its smart people who want to cast a positive light from where they come from and the dumb retards who think they are the shit. PEACE OUT xx

    Comment by Stephanie — August 5, 2011 @ 1:49 pm

    • I liked what you have to say, especially the whole “I bothered to travel thousands of miles to your Goddamn country to enjoy what it has to offer. If you can’t give me that, then you just made yourselves look just as dumb as we are.” This is true for travel in any country. Dude, if I traveled a fuck ton of miles to be here, I can assure you, it is because I WANT TO BE HERE. Don’t treat me like an ass when I’m trying to visit YOUR country, again, not just for Canadians.

      Sidenote: I’ve been on many sites where people call out America and it’s people, partly because they hate America, and partly because it’s the popular thing to do. I will say that in any of those instances, I always cringe at the way Americans reply and how it they usually make themselves look really bad and uneducated, which is usually what people said about America in the first place. However, on this thread, I’m glad to say (most) Canadians have taken the role of the Americans and, in all honestly, made themselves look like dumbasses to anyone who has never been to Canada or known any Canadians or anything. I don’t personally dislike Canada or its people, but the way most Canadians handled themselves on this thread, is quite well, uneducated and ignorant.

      Comment by Jake — August 6, 2011 @ 11:53 pm

  187. I’ve already replied on a few comments but I must add one last one. The absolute most hilarious thing in this entire page, and possibly the internet, is that everybody is calling out Americans, and the author of this post as being ignorant and an asshole and such, but all have absolutely failed to realize THE AUTHOR IS CANADIAN AND FUCKING LIVES IN CANADA!!!!! I cracked up for a good 10 minutes or so. I don’t think many people in this thread are in any position to call another being ignorant after failing to realize that. Also, let’s pretend an American did write it. That post has to be the most blatantly sarcastic and satirical one on the entire internet. The fact that you would legitimately get your panties in a fucking wad after something like that (no matter what nationality the author is) is absolutely ridiculous and it makes a certain nationality (hint: it’s the Canadians) look bad. However, I am educated enough to know that generalizing about a population as large as Canada’s from a pool of people as small as this thread, is not possible and completely goes against the rules of statistics. After viewing this thread, many people will, however, just write Canadians off as a group of complete asses (kinda how most Canadians on this thread tried to make Americans out to be). Peace out my fellow Canadians, Americans and people of other nationalities!

    Comment by Jake — August 6, 2011 @ 11:36 pm

  188. The comments here just show what pathetic, ignorant, idiotic Canadians are like. A perfect example of the vast majority of people compromising this snowy wasteland. Most of them are as bad or worse than many Americans I’ve encountered during my time in the US. Although the post was dripping in an abundance of sarcasm, Canadians were naturally too stupid and undereducated to pick up on the blatantly obvious. I’m just so glad to be leaving this country and never returning.

    All Canadians can do when criticized is bash Americans and complain about the USA. Canadians pride themselves on what they “are not” rather than what they are. They can happily tell you they are not English (while attempting to justify the Queen’s role in running the country and our servile government), they can happily tell you they are not American (while relying on American trade, products, television, entertainment, protection, tourism, and about every other aspect of life) … and complain about the US, while not realizing we are almost like watered-down Americans at this point, with no true sense of identity or independence. Our only claim to differences? We put the Queen on our money, and we slobber all over an inbred gold-plated welfare family from Britain and a fascist British system instead of the proud American tradition of Independence and Liberty. Oh that and our “free” healthcare. The trouble is … it’s not really free in either sense of the word. That, and if you have the ability to pay for your own treatment, the government does not allow a privatized option, so you may be forced to wait for services (even if the wait threatens your life) or fly down to AMERICA for treatment.

    Anyway, Canada does suck big hairy balls. The author being from Nova Scotia, probably has not travelled the breadth of the country and realized what a pathetic, insecure, red neck hillbilly population it truly has. Oh well – at least it has beavers! Oh yeah … who can beat that?

    Comment by Canuckwasteland — August 7, 2011 @ 6:57 pm

  189. Im canadian and after being in california for 10 years, i realized i fucking hate canada AND canadians. Its a fucking shit hole. hate hate hate it

    Comment by babe — August 24, 2011 @ 1:15 am

  190. Anyone notice that most of the Canadians on here read the post, got offended (even though it was sarcastic), but then proceed to act like five year olds. They resort to bashing anybody and everybody else (usually Americans) as long as they’re not Canadian…real mature! It’s almost like how when a five year old calls another five year old a butthead, the second one might respond with a “I know you are, but what am I?” Y’all need to chill out. Oh, and I did notice something else. The ones that get like super offended, lash out and whatnot (they’re not worth arguing with) but for every 25 or so of those type, there is 1 rational Canadian that’s not acting like a fucking idiot.

    Comment by Jake — August 29, 2011 @ 11:41 pm

  191. Comment by Yeeeeeeeaaaahhh!!!!!!! — September 4, 2011 @ 2:33 am

  192. Honey badgers don’t care, Honey badgers don’t give a shit.

    The queen is not Canada’s she’s mine. England is the only place she is true to. Canada is just like having a holiday home that you visit every few years. Why would she want to go there?! There’s nothing but Badgers and she couldn’t even get a drink past 10 :l WTF is with that.

    nah, lol jk, i heart canada. ❤ big smooches.

    Comment by Elle — September 16, 2011 @ 7:39 pm

  193. lol i have other reasons to hate canada xP

    Comment by omggtfoxD — September 17, 2011 @ 7:30 pm

  194. I am Canadian and know for a fact that anybody that is actually seriuos on here is retarded or really young and should get off the computer.

    Comment by Jake — October 6, 2011 @ 3:38 am

  195. LOL, dude trying to make fun of canada is trying to make fun of a blank piece of paper. There’s nothing there to make fun of, its funny trying to see you try so hard LOL.

    Comment by Checkerjack — October 12, 2011 @ 8:59 am

  196. Canada is the stupid, dumbest, gayest country some idiot could have founded. Canada is full of fags. Canada isn’t allied with every other country like most people say they are. If I recall correctly Russia hates everybody that includes the fag country (Canada). Canada doesn’t go to war because they are certain they will loose and Canada has nothing of value for anyone to steal. F**k Canada and f**k Canadians.

    Comment by Cameron Knight — November 9, 2011 @ 7:54 pm

  197. TOP 8 REASONS NOT TO IMMIGRATE TO CANADA

    8. Discriminatory and Dishonest Immigration System.
    Immigration to Canada is based on a point system, obtained with your
    education, qualifications and job experience. Points are good enough
    for immigration, but in Canada, they are not good enough to get a job
    in your field. Amazing, how the credentials that qualify you to come to
    Canada are the same credentials that don’t qualify you for your
    profession in Canada. The reason is, Canada only wants immigrants to do
    the labor jobs – pizza delivery, driving taxis, factory work etc.

    7. Out Of Control Cost Of Living.
    From rent, to utility bills, to shopping, to phone, internet and cable
    bills, to gas, to car insurance, to eating out, to basically anything
    you have to pay for or buy, the cost of living in Canada has become
    astronomical. Recent immigrants are astonished as to how expensive
    everything is. It is estimated that compared to most countries around
    the world, the cost of living in Canada is on average five times
    greater.

    6. Health Care Crisis.
    Practicing physicians in Canada are in a shortage, 1 in 4 Canadians
    cannot get a family doctor. Canadian doctors are leaving to move
    permanently to the United States. Statistics Canada and the Canadian
    Medical Association both have identified that for every 1 American
    doctor that moves to Canada, 19 (nineteen) Canadian doctors move to the
    United States! Doctors in Canada are overworked and underpaid, and
    there is a cap on their salaries.

    5. Very High Taxes.
    Yes, you have the GST, the PST, totaling 15%, on practically everything
    you purchase and many other taxes taken out of our weekly paycheck. You
    have to pay a whopping amount to the government, out of your hard
    earned salary, so that the government can turn around and give it to
    beer drinking, hockey watching welfare bums. Fair? It does not matter,
    it’s Canada.

    4. Money Hungry Government.
    Canadian Embassies around the world lie to foreigners, painting this
    picture that Canada is Utopia, because they want them to come to
    Canada. Why? Because foreigners bring money! So after being deceived,
    these foreigners come. They must bring with them at least $10,000.
    Canada has an immigration quota of 250,000 per year. So please do the
    math, 250,000 multiplied by $10,000 each equals a whopping 2.5 Billion
    dollars that Canada gains from immigrants every year.

    3. No Culture.
    Unlike almost every other country in the world, Canada has no culture.
    Actually American culture is what dominates Canada. When was the last
    time you had some ‘Canadian’ food? There are no Canadian traditions and
    there is no national identity. What does it even mean to call yourself
    a ‘Canadian’. . .nothing really. People living in Canada, still
    identify themselves with the country they ‘originally’ came from.

    2. Worst Weather.
    Yes, Canada has the worst weather conditions of any country in the
    world. Freezing cold temperatures, snow, ice, hail, winds, storms etc.
    From the Prairie provinces to the Maritimes, from the Territories to
    southern Ontario, the weather is so horrific and disgusting that many
    Canadians leave Canada simply because of this reason alone.

    1. No Jobs.
    Yes, coast to coast, there are no jobs. Immigrants are highly qualified
    (MD’s, PhD’s, Lawyers, Engineers etc.) but they are driving taxi cabs,
    delivering pizza’s or working in factories. Even people with bachelors
    degrees from Canadian Universities cannot find jobs after graduation.
    This is the tragedy associated with immigration to Canada. I feel sorry
    for those immigrants who are stuck in Canada for the rest of their
    lives. It is indeed a very sad and hopeless future.

    I have lived in Canada for TWENTY YEARS! That list is just the tip of the iceberg of the reality of Canada, particularly for an immigrant. I now live in the United States of America where I am not treated as second class citizen and make a decent living. I fly the flag of the United States of America high above my house and appreciate living in this land every day. Educated people, especially the young, leave Canada at the slightest opportunity, the remainder consist of small town hicks as evident on this board.

    Comment by ExperienceCanada — November 10, 2011 @ 2:56 pm

  198. Canadians are fucking retarded internet trolls who beat baby seals and suck each others cocks to keep warm in the frigid wasteland they call a country.

    Comment by Canaduh is for retards — November 19, 2011 @ 11:30 pm

  199. hell yea to all

    Comment by gilbert piaz — November 23, 2011 @ 11:25 am

  200. what? america has smart people? it doesnt appear that way, since all they do is hate different nationalities….. and fight in absolutley useless wars…What is america accomplishing by killing people?
    And yes, I know, there are some respectable americans just like there are respectable Al-qieda…
    I love, anyone and everyone who has compassion, but everytime i look at americans i really dont see a whole lot of it from them
    So, go ahead, toot your awful sounding horn and wave your ugly looking meaningless flag and continue living meaningless unproductive lives…..
    p.s. Im totally kidding……im tottally american….well, ya, we’ll call it that……

    Comment by Theodore Rosy — November 27, 2011 @ 12:54 am

  201. States is 15,000,000,000,000+ in debt. Canada is 500,000,000+ in debt. US mathematically will never be able to pay off it’s debt. Meaning, bankruptcy. Canada’s economy relies on the US economy due to the majority of Canada’s GDP being exports to the US. . . Were both fucked.

    Comment by tryth — January 13, 2012 @ 9:42 am

  202. i am american & i absolutley love the shit out of canada! HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE SEXY! Canada is like the best. wayyyy better than the states. you sir are a fool who makes amaerica look bad. so stfu you big fucking retard. you can’t nessisarily brag about American, half the fucking population is obese.Canada is the mother fucking shittt! 🙂

    Comment by M-Dizzle — January 15, 2012 @ 1:14 pm

  203. Lmao this post was so stupid I’m not even sure if it was serious or just a sarcastic joke… For one, what’s wrong with not invading or going to war? Why would we want to cause millions of people to die when we don’t have to? Pot is illegal in Canada, actually, so the second point is pointless. Were a generally friendly, relaxed people…. Why is that a bad thing? Sounds like jealousy to me… A lot of your points are really pointls and you dont have much of an argument. Oh and my favorite– A HORRIBLE WASTE OF EMPTY, MAJESTIC LAND. WHERE ARE THE CITIES? Dude!!! If we built cities on our beautiful majestic land UTit wouldn’t be beautiful and majestic!! Wow how idiotic and ignorant!! WHILE i don’t agree with hockey being a lame pansy sport, we are the best hockey players in the world. We POWN every country in the winter olympics! Sochi 2014, anyone?! We dont say “eh” nearly add much add the media portrays, and its actually more like “hey” as in “thats pretty cool, hey?” We dont have a queen, we have a prime minister. The queen of the UK has very minimal say in canadas affairs… So no we dont have a queen, we just acknowledge the european queens existence. so you can sit there and make dumb accusations and spew ridiculous (albeit entertaining) “facts” about canada, its ok. I’ll just go to the walk in clinic and get my feelings checked for free.

    Comment by katie — March 18, 2014 @ 12:20 pm

    • I think this post was written with a tounge in cheek attitude. Nobody needs to be offended. 🙂

      Comment by An — August 12, 2014 @ 12:29 am

  204. TOP 8 REASONS NOT TO IMMIGRATE TO CANADA (post 197) is real…. Born and raised in Canada 35 years. Canada is the dumps… I work in Michigan. Live in Windsor, ONT. If you can move to USA do it.. Just waiting for the day I get my green card and Canadians from coast to coast can kiss my brown punjabi ass!

    k

    Comment by John Doe — October 11, 2014 @ 6:22 pm

  205. I fear for my country for some of the things I have seen written on here. I’m surprised any canadian would take this as an insult. I find it hilarious that we have something we are known for and people tease us about it. I have pride in my country and yes I love hockey. I don’t say eh. I also don’t understand why we are so proud of a rodent. I do understand moose they taste good. Free health care is awesome. We still have natural forests and pure rivers. We don’t actually have a queen we respect her begrudgingly. Quebec is part of Canada no matter what they say. As for drug policy we don’t do much about pot because we would rather focus our attention on drugs that harm people a lot more. Finally yes our military doesn’t help out very often cause we try and find a peaceful way to resolve our problems. We don’t go in guns a blazing and assume that will fix everything. When we are required to take up arms we still try and remember our Canadian peacekeeping roots.

    Comment by sarah — October 23, 2014 @ 2:40 pm

  206. Actually, fyi I am Canadian and have never said “eh” in my life!!!!!!! As for the queen, 13 years old, didn’t know we had one until I was 11. Free health care… Do you effing think we agree on taxes?! No! But if none of us will die of a absest tooth because we are poor! Hockey… I effing hate it! I don’t give a crap what Quebec does either!!!

    Comment by Katy — June 30, 2015 @ 11:06 pm

    • I’m Canadian 2 I’ve never said eh’ in my life!

      Comment by Deez Nuts — May 5, 2016 @ 2:30 pm

  207. Us Canadians are calm until you fucking smart asses think you’re so better than everyone else yeah Canada has some flaws but not as much as United States because your government is corrupt, and what’s so wrong with not being affiliated directly with war Canada was also the first country to allow women to vote

    Comment by Wade — November 30, 2015 @ 4:22 am

    • This guy knows what he’s talking about. I’m from Canada and I agree, were not perfect but were not terrible!

      Comment by Deez nuts — May 5, 2016 @ 2:33 pm

  208. Ahh another American looser, what had no blacks to bash? Was your hood dirty?

    I will say this for all Americans. Stop being a group of war mongering aholes and people may start to give a rats ass about you. But that would take thought and action, somthing that America can’t do anymore.

    Good luck in your next war of conquest, hope you get to kill more people that don’t agree with you. Ahhh the American way of life.

    Comment by chris — December 17, 2015 @ 11:20 am

  209. Due to his choice of language the person who wrote this article is from the UK

    Comment by Travis — January 11, 2016 @ 10:56 pm

  210. U R A IDIOT. Canada get these posts to!😡

    Comment by Deez Nuts — May 5, 2016 @ 2:25 pm

  211. U R A IDIOT. Canada get these posts to!

    Comment by Deez Nuts — May 5, 2016 @ 2:26 pm

  212. FYI Canada INVENTED hockey jack ass

    Comment by Not my name BITCH — June 5, 2016 @ 6:13 pm

  213. FYI Canada INVENTED hockey jack ass. 🖕

    Comment by Not my name BITCH — June 5, 2016 @ 6:13 pm

  214. IT IS NOT TRUE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I LIVE IN CANADA FOR 10 YEARS AND I WANT TO AMERICA AND IT SUCK AND FOR SURE AFTER TRUMP WON IT REALLY SUCK SO YOU AMERICAN PEOPLE GOT TO STOP SAYING MEAN STUFF OR CANADIEN PEOPLE WILL ANSWER BACK SO SHUT UP WHO EVER DID THIS ARTICLE OR WE WILL DO A ARTICLE ABOUT WHY AMERICA SUCKS SO SHUT UP OK I DID NOT WANT TO SAY ALL OF THESE WORDS BUT YOU GUYS MADE ME SO MAD

    Comment by malakzohnimalouka — November 20, 2016 @ 8:16 pm

    • this person doesn’t have a brain

      Comment by Joe — March 22, 2017 @ 10:17 am

  215. 10) Isn’t it a good thing that we don’t war? We like peace. USA always fights, and try to count all the ennemies they made by going to war. We’re more at risk if we go to war. Maybe if we went to war and some terrorists came to shoot thousands of people for revenge it’d be better? Wow.

    9) What’s wrong with smoking a joint in the streets? It’s not like smoking cigarette is any better, plus it’s not like they were distributing joints to everyone. If they do, they’ll be arrested but if they’re just smoking it doesn’t matter. And marijuana is about to be legalized anyway.

    8) Are you some kind of terrorist who just wants everything to be war and chaos? There again, why wouldn’t we be relaxed? It’s not like we’re disturbing anyone by being calm.

    7) Did you know every lake is part of a city? Man did you do your geography classes? Not a single bit of land is not part of a village or a city.

    6) We barely say eh and if we do, most of the time we’re kidding.

    5) Ahah, why we’re proud of hockey? The Canadiens of Montreal are the team who won the Stanley Cup the most. Same for the olympic team, we’re the team who won the olympics the most.

    4) It’s not like the Queen has any influence on us, man. Her face is on our money but honestly that’s all. And is that really a reason to hate us?

    3)Are you stupid? We can’t just kill a species like that. Ever heard about the food chain?

    2) is it better to pay a few hundreds by year or thousands all at once for treatment?

    1) Can you use your brain before making an article?

    A french canadian from Québec.

    Comment by Justine — December 26, 2016 @ 6:07 pm

    • shut up, I lived in Canada all my life and I still do, Canada is good sorry amazing so shut up. You are just jealous maybe you should shut up because everything you say it is negative if you have anything positive about Canada says it or if you don’t just shut up and go get a life. Because if you do that again we will do the same thing about America ex the people there are almost all fat, I don’t mean to be rude for the people who live there. I am sorry if that hurt your feeling. But I just want to show you how it feels so shut up and go get a life, you stupid person PS THAT PERSON WHO WROTE THIS JUST WANT TO FIGHT LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Comment by malakzohnimalouka — February 9, 2017 @ 3:19 pm

  216. ten reasons i hate you
    1.it’s not like the leader of your county is any better
    2.why do you care about drug policies in other countries
    3.why does the population of Canada matter to you, i think you need help
    4.ever heard of Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal, Edmonton, Calgary, and Vancouver, they are all large cities in Canada
    5. i don’t know anyone that says eh, and whats wrong with it
    6.hockey is Canadian, and many good hockey players are Canadian
    7.the queen can’t do Jack in Canada
    8.do you have a problem with beavers
    9.we have a better healthcare system than you do
    10.Quebec is not leaving Canada, that vote was in 1995 50.8% voted for Quebec to not separate and if Quebec was separating Canada I think they would of done it in the last 22 years
    and yes you are special in a bad way

    Comment by Joe — March 22, 2017 @ 11:37 am


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